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Old 03-16-2008, 01:48 AM   #41
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THEY"RE ENGINEERS. Such a sad, sad waste of attractive women.
They drive UP trains?

I'm jealous.
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Old 03-16-2008, 02:21 AM   #42
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They drive UP trains?

I'm jealous.
If they were that type of engineers then it would be ok. In fact, I've always had this fantasy where there's this female engineer and she's in the cab of the train and.....anyway, no. They are math doer type engineers. And nothing ruins a woman more than becoming an engineer.
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:08 AM   #43
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If they were that type of engineers then it would be ok. In fact, I've always had this fantasy where there's this female engineer and she's in the cab of the train and.....anyway, no. They are math doer type engineers. And nothing ruins a woman more than becoming an engineer.
Hey, sounds perfect for me. Cute, got access to cash and they have brains, which can be a rarity at times. As long as they're okay with the wild ass monkey sex, it sounds like a match made in Wyoming.
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If they were that type of engineers then it would be ok. In fact, I've always had this fantasy where there's this female engineer and she's in the cab of the train and.....anyway, no. They are math doer type engineers. And nothing ruins a woman more than becoming an engineer.
Unless of course, you include becoming an attorney.
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:11 AM   #45
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Hey, sounds perfect for me. Cute, got access to cash and they have brains, which can be a rarity at times. As long as they're okay with the wild ass monkey sex, it sounds like a match made in Wyoming.
I've never heard of an ass monkey. Is it a recently discovered species?
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:15 AM   #46
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Unless of course, you include becoming an attorney.
So this woman I know that is both an engineer and an attorney, she's a lost cause?
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:02 AM   #47
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Don't take it personally ER. Mike tries to run people off when they know more about something in his professional field than he does. OhioBlue leaps to mind.
The funny thing about it is that I really didn't mean anything by the comment wondering if he was a doctor. I thought I had picked up somewhere that he was a doctor, but then after reading his comments, I thought--probably not.

I take it that he is?

I'm guessing he's a psychiatrist, as his lithium example actually made sense. This would also explain the apparent disconnect with hospital medicine (and medical culture, and thinking ER docs are the bigger assholes, etc, etc) That's not meant as a knock on Mike. I wouldn't expect psychiatrists to be up on these things--not part of their job.

However, he seems to have taken offense at what was a sincere question. I WOULD expect a psychiatrist to have a little thicker skin.

Actually, come to think of it...no, I wouldn't.
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I take it ERc that you are not a pussy and that you can take the heat in the kitchen.

Am I wrong?
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So this woman I know that is both an engineer and an attorney, she's a lost cause?
Heavens no. She sounds redeemable.
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