10-04-2008, 01:11 PM | #1 |
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OJ going to jail
Wow. Significant hit at his efforts to find Nicole's killer(s).
He'll be one of those old crippled up inmates. Probably be put in charge of the library.
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10-04-2008, 01:30 PM | #2 |
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Anybody want to guess the odds that he gets sent to a maximum security prison in Texas with a Warden who has a strong liking to prison league football?
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10-04-2008, 01:57 PM | #3 |
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Who knew that a person gets more jail time for stealing your stuff back then killing your ex. What a wild and wacky legal system.
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10-04-2008, 02:09 PM | #4 |
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We do it right in Nevada. If you commit a crime, you will do time. Now in California .....
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10-04-2008, 02:34 PM | #5 |
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OJ, the only guilty man in Shawshank.
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10-04-2008, 03:33 PM | #6 |
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Fight On, OJ!
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Caretaker: Well, there he is. [O.J.], baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he's been in here. Crewe: Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff. Caretaker: Oh, that was before he learned karate. Crewe: Say, what's he doing now? Caretaker: Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him. Bogdanski: What the hell was that? Paul Crewe: That was a dropkick. Bogdanski: Dropkick? Paul Crewe: Dropkick. Bogdanski: How much is that worth? Paul Crewe: Three points. Bogdanski: Three points? Paul Crewe: Three points. Bogdanski: For that? Bullshit! |
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10-06-2008, 02:10 PM | #8 |
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