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View Poll Results: Which would you recommend for the better payout in 10/09?
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:03 AM   #1
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If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 now.
With Lehman Brothers, you would have $6.60.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $64.
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:14 AM   #2
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But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $64.
plus, you'd have had several nice buzzes and likely would have gotten laid a few times. A great deal all the way around.
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:52 AM   #3
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plus, you'd have had several nice buzzes and likely would have gotten laid a few times. A great deal all the way around.
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