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Old 06-25-2008, 08:24 PM   #11
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I know a former college football player who admitted under oath to having a sexual encounter with his wife and their male neighbor.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:13 PM   #12
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Does this look right to you?

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Old 06-26-2008, 03:44 AM   #13
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Does this look right to you?

that was awesome. Maybe you should put some wheat crackers between those weiners.
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:52 PM   #14
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Let's see if I understand this right - They sampled former football players who are now cheerleaders and drew conclusions about football players? My first thought was "Only one-third of male cheerleaders?".
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:28 PM   #15
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the sexual acts described differed from acts of ‘hazing’ or team-bonding that often include pretend-homosexual acts.
Ah so to clarify the article, one-third of the players interviewed made some kind of "pretend" gesture at some point.

Very misleading headline.

And very irresponsible to sample only 47 people and attribute it to the nation as a whole.
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:31 PM   #16
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Here is our beloved mpfunk OBVIOUSLY motioning for some gay anal sex:



If funk was a high school player or cheerleader, that would up the "survey" to 20 out of 48.
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