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Old 08-20-2008, 05:29 PM   #1
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Default I don't get along with non-athlete men

And when I say non-athlete, I mean you never played basketball, football, or baseball and never had any love for it if you did play it.

I can't say I was ever any good at those three sports particularly, but I liked them (basketball esp).

Is there something wrong with me?
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:33 PM   #2
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What about the non-organized sports guys? The ones who spent their time at the dojo practicing Tae Kwon Do.
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:56 PM   #3
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What about the non-organized sports guys? The ones who spent their time at the dojo practicing Tae Kwon Do.
big time dorks. hate them.
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:58 PM   #4
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Nothing that a ltitle time and seasoning won't cure.
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Nothing that a ltitle time and seasoning won't cure.
Mike, you can come hang with Flash. He doesn't know how much a touchdown is worth, but he has a really (really) big screen for his video games.
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:55 PM   #6
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Mike, you can come hang with Flash. He doesn't know how much a touchdown is worth, but he has a really (really) big screen for his video games.
And you want me to believe he broke the bed in the Missoulan!....Snort..Chuckle..Chuckle.

That is like marsupial assuring me I have no reason to be concerned about future sexual identity concerns about my boy who has 3 older sisters. She assures me that danimal ain't batting for the Utes, despite him having a PHD and voting democrat. Like she could be objective about the sexual persuasion of the man with whom she sleeps!

No wonder Flash left Montana, those small intermountain west towns don't suffer people that are funny, and we don't mean funny ha-ha.

PS Barry Switzer couldn't carry Lavell's jock!
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And when I say non-athlete, I mean you never played basketball, football, or baseball and never had any love for it if you did play it.

I can't say I was ever any good at those three sports particularly, but I liked them (basketball esp).

Is there something wrong with me?
Mike,

I live in a town of 320 people in SE Idaho. I earn my living in rural telecom and I prefer the company of a high school dropout rancher who thinks the great debate in life is John Deere versus International Harvester over the refined Seattle Ute. I preface this to perhaps give you warning, but you sound more than fine in my book!
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PS Barry Switzer couldn't carry Lavell's jock!
hm. I believe we've been over this territory, haven't we? Not that Lavell has much "territory" to go over down there, if you know what I mean. ;-)
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now my wife's brother-in-law by all accounts is a good man.

I asked him recently if he played basketball. He said "no" giving me a look like I had asked the most stupid question possible.

He is in superb shape, and beat me in ping-ping pretty roundly. But still there is a chasm between us.
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PS Barry Switzer couldn't carry Lavell's jock!
But he sure wishes he could...if ya' know what I mean!
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