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il Padrino Ute · 05-03-2007, 03:09 AM

The Pizza Factory.

It was like they coated a side of a cardboard box with what ever they found that the dog left on the lawn and used it for the crust. Then they found some kind of red fluid that probably expired a dozen years previous and used that for sauce. Then they took regurgitated headcheese and molded it into something that was supposed to be shaped like sliced pepperoni. And the cheese was probably from fermented curds of dolphin milk.

BlueHair · 05-03-2007, 06:04 AM

I have three. Chevy's (Mexican), Cracker Barrel, and Mimi's Cafe in Orem. Calling any of those three dog shit would be an insult to the dog.

Frank Ryan · 05-03-2007, 09:12 PM

it might be fun for kids but the food tastes like microwave dinners

Jeff Lebowski · 05-03-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mastershake

it might be fun for kids but the food tastes like microwave dinners

I would prefer a microwave dinner to food from The Mayan.

Detroitdad · 05-04-2007, 04:27 AM

The Rainforest Cafe is right up there for me, but the worst was a restaurant in Tijuana. We ordered 4 or 5 different entrees between the people in the party and there was one sauce. Our waiter who called himself Tarzan Boy went out and bought the chips for us, sneaking them past us under his jacket. We should have know you can't get good Mexican food in Mexico, right? Especially at a place with a drink called Adios Motherfer and one called "Ron and Coke."

I hate Cracker barrell because I hate southern food, but I am surprised to see so many others hate it too.

05-03-2007, 03:09 AM	#11
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	The Pizza Factory. It was like they coated a side of a cardboard box with what ever they found that the dog left on the lawn and used it for the crust. Then they found some kind of red fluid that probably expired a dozen years previous and used that for sauce. Then they took regurgitated headcheese and molded it into something that was supposed to be shaped like sliced pepperoni. And the cheese was probably from fermented curds of dolphin milk. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

05-03-2007, 09:12 PM	#13
Frank Ryan Formerly Mastershake Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 707	the mayan it might be fun for kids but the food tastes like microwave dinners

05-03-2007, 06:04 AM	#12
BlueHair Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 1,148	I have three. Chevy's (Mexican), Cracker Barrel, and Mimi's Cafe in Orem. Calling any of those three dog shit would be an insult to the dog.

05-04-2007, 04:27 AM	#15
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	The Rainforest Cafe is right up there for me, but the worst was a restaurant in Tijuana. We ordered 4 or 5 different entrees between the people in the party and there was one sauce. Our waiter who called himself Tarzan Boy went out and bought the chips for us, sneaking them past us under his jacket. We should have know you can't get good Mexican food in Mexico, right? Especially at a place with a drink called Adios Motherfer and one called "Ron and Coke." I hate Cracker barrell because I hate southern food, but I am surprised to see so many others hate it too.