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Old 10-16-2008, 07:21 PM   #11
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I know I've posted this information in the distant past, but as with a good high colonic, it's important that I flush out weird memories occasionally....

Dick Harmon and I played on the same intramural basketball team around 1975. We had a mutual friend who brought us all together. Harmon played the point, and [Attention Readers: Please swallow whatever beverage you may have in your mouth before proceeding, lest you inflict inflict irreparable damage to your keyboard, screen or desktop glamour shot of Bronco] I was the team's aircraft carrier, filling the lane at the 5 spot.

We sucked, but managed to win more post-season tourney games (1) than we're currently used to.

I'll save locker room details for a more intimate forum.
You're really trying to get me down, aren't you?

I can handle one person I know having some sort of Harmon connection, but two?

This is too much. I'm to my breaking point.

Don't be surprised if you here a report about someone getting arrested for breaking into Harmon's house and stealing his keyboard.
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:31 PM   #12
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Harmon and I go way back....
3D sitting in coach.
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This must have been back when everyone wore Chuck Taylors for sports, power forwards were about 150 pounds, and the school science teacher slipped some flubber under your shoes to help you win the big game.
Were you a little bummed that you didn't think to cut the bottoms out of the peach baskets?
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Harmon and Duff Tittle were on my flight home from Seattle.

I didn't want to bother them, especially Dick.

I'm sure he's got enough Groupies.
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:49 PM   #15
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I have no problem envisaging you occupying the entire lane. None at all. I'm certain you filled it quite completely.
Quite possibly the worst pick line I've ever seen. You can do better Arch.
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Old 10-16-2008, 08:35 PM   #16
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3D sitting in coach.
It was Southwest Airlines. Everyone is a Joo Sixpack or a Hockey Mom on that airline.

PK sat about 2 rows behind me. Even he had to rank and file on that flight.

We were headed from SLC to seattle, fyi.
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Quite possibly the worst pick line I've ever seen. You can do better Arch.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:02 PM   #18
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Harmon and Duff Tittle were on my flight home from Seattle.

I didn't want to bother them, especially Dick.

I'm sure he's got enough Groupies.
I appreciate you giving him a break. He needs his alone time in order to keep up his outstanding writing skills.
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I appreciate you giving him a break. He needs his alone time in order to keep up his outstanding writing skills.
Well and I didn't want to put myself into the same position as Aussie saying that she "Sucked up to Dick."
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:28 PM   #20
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Well and I didn't want to put myself into the same position as Aussie saying that she "Sucked up to Dick."
Too funny. LOL!
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