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Old 07-27-2009, 10:31 PM   #1
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I accidentally today clicked on a bookmark for cougarboard. I never go to CB anymore. But once there, I clicked on a post:

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Just found out an elder from my mission is gay. I found out through Facebook. I had never clicked on his profile before, just added him as a friend because I knew him. Yesterday, he had a status update suggesting he was no longer active. So I went onto his page and he is definitely gay, or at least purports to be.

I haven't seen this guy for over seven years when I was a missionary. We were never companions, but we did live in the same house. Should I be racking my brain trying to think of everything that happened during that time to make sure he wasn't doing anything weird in that house? I know it's been almost a decade, but I cannot stop worrying about it, for some reason.

By the way, and this is relevant, he is a big U of U fan.
So here we have a zoob desperately casting his mind back in time, trying to remember whether or not he packed fudge or had fudge packed. I hope, for the sake of his sanity, he comes to his answer soon.

http://www.cougarboard.com/nologin/m...tml?id=4722214
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:36 PM   #2
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I accidentally today clicked on a bookmark for cougarboard. I never go to CB anymore. But once there, I clicked on a post:



So here we have a zoob desperately casting his mind back in time, trying to remember whether or not he packed fudge or had fudge packed. I hope, for the sake of his sanity, he comes to his answer soon.

http://www.cougarboard.com/nologin/m...tml?id=4722214
He's certainly no David Beckham, nor a marketing genius, is he.
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:45 PM   #3
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I accidentally today clicked on a bookmark for cougarboard. I never go to CB anymore. But once there, I clicked on a post:



So here we have a zoob desperately casting his mind back in time, trying to remember whether or not he packed fudge or had fudge packed. I hope, for the sake of his sanity, he comes to his answer soon.

http://www.cougarboard.com/nologin/m...tml?id=4722214
I couldn't help but laugh about the relevance of the guy being a Ute fan. Is the guy who posted this trying to convince himself or others that it's relevant?
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:44 PM   #4
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well, he seems to suggest it could have been something more than gay sex, but I'm not sure what the "something wierd"s would have been otherwise.
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