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Austin, Texas, may just have a slutty forty year old mute for Nonsequitur. That city has plenty of babes, and lots of liberality.
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If a cow pissed on the side of a hill, would you hear of that? Of course not. We know you're dying to take Jason to Austin. You're secret longhorn lassie, eh?
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Actually, if I moved to Austin, it would be as a Sooner missionary to lost Longhorn souls. I would be aiming to restore Longhorns to the true gospel of Soonerism. I think I'd start with Matthw McConaughey. I bet he needs some ministry.
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01-11-2007, 11:36 PM | #26 |
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Pretty much anywhere in Wyoming or Idaho.
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Just start with that little librarian outfit, and he'll be well on his way.
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Now you've made me very curious. Why is Mesquite different than the others on your list. I've been to all of those towns and I can't say that any of them stand out (except maybe Battle Mountain; nowhere else do the enromous white letters "BM" perched on a hillside seem more appropriate).
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Bwahahahahaha....!
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