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BigFatMeanie · 01-07-2007, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Now, a question for the board: How many of you, like I did, blew off seminary graduation exercises? IIRC, mine was scheduled at about 8:00 AM on a Saturday. I decided that sleeping in was a higher priority.

I didn't blow off the graduation exercise - it was in the Tabernacle with Gordon B Hinckley and Joseph B Wirthlin and a couple of other GAs whose names I can't remember handing out diplomas. That's the benefit of going to High School in SLC with the grandchildren of Apostles.

SoCalCoug · 01-07-2007, 04:42 PM

I was in a donut shop with my son, and there were this man and woman who just have to have been porn stars - the guy was huge, and the woman was, too (though in a different way) and wearing a very skimpy, torn t-shirt.

Fortunately, I was able to make a coherent donut order.

UteStar · 01-08-2007, 09:43 PM

HolyCrap SoCal, you saw Goat and Jenna Jameson together in a donut shop?

BigFatMeanie · 01-09-2007, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

I was in a donut shop with my son, and there were this man and woman who just have to have been porn stars - the guy was huge, and the woman was, too (though in a different way) and wearing a very skimpy, torn t-shirt.

Fortunately, I was able to make a coherent donut order.

Perhaps it was Belladonna - the (ex) Mormon porn star? I was going to include her Wikipedia link but, not knowing the company I keep here on CG, I figured even that may be a bit too raunchy for some (no nudity on her Wikipedia entry but the woman has some astounding skills which the entry describes in detail).

Every Mormon male secretly wishes his wife was Belladonna in bed, Molly at church, and normal the rest of the time.

Mormon Red Death · 01-09-2007, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

Perhaps it was Belladonna - the (ex) Mormon porn star? I was going to include her Wikipedia link but, not knowing the company I keep here on CG, I figured even that may be a bit too raunchy for some (no nudity on her Wikipedia entry but the woman has some astounding skills which the entry describes in detail).

Every Mormon male secretly wishes his wife was Belladonna in bed, Molly at church, and normal the rest of the time.

I looked and couldn't find her... belladonna is some sort of flower.

BarbaraGordon · 01-09-2007, 01:25 AM

you have to go to the belladonna disambiguation page.

Am I allowed to post the wikipedia link to a porn star?

ute4ever · 01-14-2007, 06:02 PM

I left Payton Manning off of my list.

Here is the short story:
http://www.utefans.net/message.php?i...#message255933

Surfah · 01-15-2007, 05:19 AM

I left one off too. Andrew Keegan. He played the dumb model boyfriend in 10 Things I Hate About You and Mary Camden's boyfriend on 7th Heaven. He went to Village Christian HS. He also played outside hitter for their volleyball team. I had the pleasure of roofing his ass twice in a match at our HS where most of the females at my HS were in attendance to gawk over him.

livecoug · 01-17-2007, 03:33 AM

Boomer Esaiason once smacked me on the butt..

il Padrino Ute · 01-17-2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by livecoug

Boomer Esaiason once smacked me on the butt..

Did you sue for sexual harassment?

You should have. You could've been rich.

01-07-2007, 04:42 PM	#32
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	I was in a donut shop with my son, and there were this man and woman who just have to have been porn stars - the guy was huge, and the woman was, too (though in a different way) and wearing a very skimpy, torn t-shirt. Fortunately, I was able to make a coherent donut order. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

01-09-2007, 01:25 AM	#36
BarbaraGordon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gotham City Posts: 7,157	you have to go to the belladonna disambiguation page. Am I allowed to post the wikipedia link to a porn star? Last edited by BarbaraGordon; 01-09-2007 at 01:27 AM.

01-15-2007, 05:19 AM	#38
Surfah Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'burg, VA Posts: 3,211	I left one off too. Andrew Keegan. He played the dumb model boyfriend in 10 Things I Hate About You and Mary Camden's boyfriend on 7th Heaven. He went to Village Christian HS. He also played outside hitter for their volleyball team. I had the pleasure of roofing his ass twice in a match at our HS where most of the females at my HS were in attendance to gawk over him. __________________ Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort." Charles Barkley: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

01-08-2007, 09:43 PM	#33
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	HolyCrap SoCal, you saw Goat and Jenna Jameson together in a donut shop?

01-14-2007, 06:02 PM	#37
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	I left Payton Manning off of my list. Here is the short story: http://www.utefans.net/message.php?i...#message255933

01-17-2007, 03:33 AM	#39
livecoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,176	Boomer Esaiason once smacked me on the butt..