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Mormon Red Death · 06-25-2008, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

I wonder if there was a moment during which she thought you were talking about being horny for her?

that will make sunday dinner at the inlaws akward

Jeff Lebowski · 06-25-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

that will make sunday dinner at the inlaws akward

Yeah, but if you keep this up you will have a bright future on the Jerry Springer show.

Solon · 06-25-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Yeah, but if you keep this up you will have a bright future on the Jerry Springer show.

Sweet story. Your MIL is cool. Don't sweat it.

And, she's kind of hot . . . maybe she's into it.

creekster · 06-25-2008, 04:12 PM

Hilarious story.

TripletDaddy · 06-25-2008, 04:47 PM

The real question is....what were you hoping your wife was going to say in response to your IM?

Is cyber sex a common practice amongst faithful LDS? I have never thought about that. I dont see any reason why it would be wrong if both participants are married to each other.

I have a feeling there is a lot more private video cam action going on after FHE than most would like to believe.

ute4ever · 06-25-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Is cyber sex a common practice amongst faithful LDS?

Yeah following a screening of 2 Girls 1 Cup

cougjunkie · 06-25-2008, 05:37 PM

Last night a friend of mine called me. He just got home from vacation with his wife, they have 2 kids the oldest is 6 and they have never left them home before, his mother in law came in to town to watch his kids. So he calls me and is telling me about his trip and then he starts to whisper:

"You know whats crazy is we were F***ing all night, like 4 or 5 times a night, we were going crazy, I was trying new positions, and just going nuts, it was awesome, we were like newlyweds. I was really proud of myself on the way home I was bragging in the car to my wife saying that I rocked her world, it was awes.........sh*t I will call you right back."

So I hang up laughing a little, about 15 minutes later he calls back.

"So I was sitting on the stairs talking to you, and I didnt realize that my Mother in Law was laying on the couch, she heard everything."

I guess his mother in law just laughed and made a comment about his wife being to tired to go shopping the next day.

marsupial · 06-25-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cougjunkie

Last night a friend of mine called me. He just got home from vacation with his wife, they have 2 kids the oldest is 6 and they have never left them home before, his mother in law came in to town to watch his kids. So he calls me and is telling me about his trip and then he starts to whisper:

"You know whats crazy is we were F***ing all night, like 4 or 5 times a night, we were going crazy, I was trying new positions, and just going nuts, it was awesome, we were like newlyweds. I was really proud of myself on the way home I was bragging in the car to my wife saying that I rocked her world, it was awes.........sh*t I will call you right back."

So I hang up laughing a little, about 15 minutes later he calls back.

"So I was sitting on the stairs talking to you, and I didnt realize that my Mother in Law was laying on the couch, she heard everything."

I guess his mother in law just laughed and made a comment about his wife being to tired to go shopping the next day.

Kissing and telling... Tsk. Tsk.

marsupial · 06-25-2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

The real question is....what were you hoping your wife was going to say in response to your IM?

You are surprised that a husband would tell his wife that he is horny for her while they are apart?

MikeWaters · 06-25-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cougjunkie

Last night a friend of mine called me. He just got home from vacation with his wife, they have 2 kids the oldest is 6 and they have never left them home before, his mother in law came in to town to watch his kids. So he calls me and is telling me about his trip and then he starts to whisper:

"You know whats crazy is we were F***ing all night, like 4 or 5 times a night, we were going crazy, I was trying new positions, and just going nuts, it was awesome, we were like newlyweds. I was really proud of myself on the way home I was bragging in the car to my wife saying that I rocked her world, it was awes.........sh*t I will call you right back."

So I hang up laughing a little, about 15 minutes later he calls back.

"So I was sitting on the stairs talking to you, and I didnt realize that my Mother in Law was laying on the couch, she heard everything."

I guess his mother in law just laughed and made a comment about his wife being to tired to go shopping the next day.

tongan?

06-25-2008, 04:12 PM	#14
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	Hilarious story. __________________ Sorry for th e tpyos.

06-25-2008, 04:47 PM	#15
TripletDaddy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 9,483	The real question is....what were you hoping your wife was going to say in response to your IM? Is cyber sex a common practice amongst faithful LDS? I have never thought about that. I dont see any reason why it would be wrong if both participants are married to each other. I have a feeling there is a lot more private video cam action going on after FHE than most would like to believe. __________________ Fitter. Happier. More Productive. "Everyone is against me. Everyone is fawning for 3D's attention and defending him." -- SeattleUte

06-25-2008, 05:37 PM	#17
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	Last night a friend of mine called me. He just got home from vacation with his wife, they have 2 kids the oldest is 6 and they have never left them home before, his mother in law came in to town to watch his kids. So he calls me and is telling me about his trip and then he starts to whisper: "You know whats crazy is we were F**ing all night, like 4 or 5 times a night, we were going crazy, I was trying new positions, and just going nuts, it was awesome, we were like newlyweds. I was really proud of myself on the way home I was bragging in the car to my wife saying that I rocked her world, it was awes.........sht I will call you right back." So I hang up laughing a little, about 15 minutes later he calls back. "So I was sitting on the stairs talking to you, and I didnt realize that my Mother in Law was laying on the couch, she heard everything." I guess his mother in law just laughed and made a comment about his wife being to tired to go shopping the next day. __________________ LINCECUM!