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Old 06-25-2008, 03:22 AM   #1
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Default Ever have one of those moments where you IM the wrong thing?

MRD says:
you still up?
MRD's Wife says:
Just checking my e-mail before I go to bed.
MRD says:
ok
MRD's Wife says:
How is Little Rock?
MRD says:
btw... I am really horny for you
MRD says:
its good ... I miss you guys though
MRD's Wife says:
Whoops. Tjhis is MRD's mother in law. Apparently MRD's Wife used my computer last and didn't sign out.
MRD says:
boy I am embarres
MRD says:
embarrassed
MRD's Mother in law says:
You're great, MRD, and MRD's wife is lucky to have you.
MRD says:
open mouth insert foot
MRD says:
lets jsut forget this little conversation
MRD says:
btw.. Little rock is ok
MRD's Mother in law says:
It is MRD's wife fault for not signing off on my computer.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:35 AM   #2
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I literally lol'd. That is awesome.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:49 AM   #3
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I recently had an interesting one, names changed to protect the innocent.

Kate: Did the boys pass off their swim test?
Mike: Yes, thanks a lot for letting use your apartment's pool.
Kate: No prob.
Mike: It went well except for when Br. Smith's kid pooed in the pool.
Kate: I bet that tasted good.
Mike: It was awful. Man on man.

Mike: *man oh man
Google: Kate is not logged on and did not receive your last message.
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:25 AM   #4
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You are in Little Rock? I'm sorry.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:56 PM   #5
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It is MRD's wife fault for not signing off on my computer.
Isn't it really your MIL's fault for not announcing earlier in the chat that she was not your wife on the other end? It sounds like she was trying to be sneaky.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:17 PM   #6
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Isn't it really your MIL's fault for not announcing earlier in the chat that she was not your wife on the other end? It sounds like she was trying to be sneaky.
honestly she didnt know that she wasnt logged in as her self.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:18 PM   #7
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You are in Little Rock? I'm sorry.
Yeah I am here m-thurs for the next couple of weeks. Its not so bad although it is really hot.
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:51 PM   #8
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Yeah I am here m-thurs for the next couple of weeks. Its not so bad although it is really hot.
Seriously? LOL. I didn't realize Little Rock was a gathering spot for conventions. Too bad they didn't send you to Vegas.
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:02 PM   #9
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Seriously? LOL. I didn't realize Little Rock was a gathering spot for conventions. Too bad they didn't send you to Vegas.
Not a convention... A New client (hospital system)
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:11 PM   #10
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I wonder if there was a moment during which she thought you were talking about being horny for her?
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