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creekster · 11-08-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Diamond Bay

Did you ever get the feeling that your friend might be the crazy one?

Good point. I recall one of my roomates was having an argument with another guy in the dorm about something or another. SOunded like my roomie was very reasonable and then one day he told me that in reposne to the other guy's ridiculous behavior he had dropped trou and deposited a pile right across the other guy's guitar strings. He says this like it is exactly the sort of thing a normal person would do. I was aghast (both in general and that he had chosen a GUITAR for his deposit). He fully defended his action as nothing more than amusing and not out of the ordinary. I then relaized my roomie was the crazy one.

Surfah · 11-08-2007, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

Nice avatar.

Thanks. I got it in an email reminding me to attend this month.

cougjunkie · 11-08-2007, 05:53 AM

I lived in the Oakhurst apartments across from UVSC, and one of my best friends growing up lived next door with a kid he worked with. Well this kid alway kept his door locked and was a very private person and really weird. Me and my friend would always joke around about what he was doing in his room. One night I fell asleep on their couch and Joe (the roommate) came home with his girlfriend, I was half asleep but she was like 6'2 250. I thought that was weird but this kid was pretty ugly so its fine for him. Halloween comes and Joe dresses up as a female anime character, plucks his eyebrows, stuffs his brow, goes all out. We once again thought it was weird but didnt say anything. About 2 weeks later my friends internet is not working, and the modem is in Joes room, so we pick the lock to Joes bedroom door to fix the modem, we walk in and their is gay porn magazines all over the floor, the closet is full of womens close and he has a bottle of estrogen pills on the desk.

Its been 5 years, Joe has legally changed his name to Jody, it has full grown boobs, and is having surgery to get its junk cut off this year. Jody still works at Sports Authority in Orem (some of you may have seen it) and actually tried to get my friend fired because he patted her on the chest before he knew it was having a sex change and it tried to get him for groping it.

We give my buddy a lot of crap about that one.

11-08-2007, 05:53 AM	#43
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	I lived in the Oakhurst apartments across from UVSC, and one of my best friends growing up lived next door with a kid he worked with. Well this kid alway kept his door locked and was a very private person and really weird. Me and my friend would always joke around about what he was doing in his room. One night I fell asleep on their couch and Joe (the roommate) came home with his girlfriend, I was half asleep but she was like 6'2 250. I thought that was weird but this kid was pretty ugly so its fine for him. Halloween comes and Joe dresses up as a female anime character, plucks his eyebrows, stuffs his brow, goes all out. We once again thought it was weird but didnt say anything. About 2 weeks later my friends internet is not working, and the modem is in Joes room, so we pick the lock to Joes bedroom door to fix the modem, we walk in and their is gay porn magazines all over the floor, the closet is full of womens close and he has a bottle of estrogen pills on the desk. Its been 5 years, Joe has legally changed his name to Jody, it has full grown boobs, and is having surgery to get its junk cut off this year. Jody still works at Sports Authority in Orem (some of you may have seen it) and actually tried to get my friend fired because he patted her on the chest before he knew it was having a sex change and it tried to get him for groping it. We give my buddy a lot of crap about that one. __________________ LINCECUM!