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Old 07-24-2007, 06:17 PM   #41
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Those you listed are all fine, J, as long as it's just us. You may also use "Set" and "Rack" if you want. If you're talking about some other woman's equipment, the only words you may use are "chest" and "breasts."

Bosoms is awful. It makes me think of every chastity lesson I ever had in Young Womens.
Well, I guess that settles things at my house. I didn't know you had an account!

I won't be late at the library tonight.
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:20 PM   #42
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That may be the best first post ever. Welcome aboard!
thank you Mr. All-American
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:35 PM   #43
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This is a bit of a threadjack, but I never know what to call "them."

"Boobs" sounds too JV.

The same for "Knockers."

"Breasts" sounds clinical.

"Chests" sounds clinical and PC.

"Cans" is too industrial.

"Tits" used to be the best word, a word between lovers, until the Victorians decided it needed to be vulgar. Those Victorians and their hatred of their bodies and their Mommy issues! Maybe NBC has the right of it (You may have noticed that they allow "tits" even though it's one of Carlin's seven). This wouldn't be the word to use in anything but intimate company, but it's only vulgar because we've made it so (and for wrongheaded reasons).

Goat, I'm your territory here. Please advise.
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However, ever since Pac told me about his high school buddies stoned on marijuana in the early 70's leaning back and uttering the famous phrases "the things I love about junior high chicks is as I grow older they stay the same age" and "boobs are in!" I decided that "boobs are in" is the greatest of the greats, with us all hoping fervantly that frequently "boobs are out!"
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:49 PM   #44
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"Tits" used to be the best word, a word between lovers, until the Victorians decided it needed to be vulgar.
I've never really liked the word "tits", because it makes me think of "teats", which in turn brings to mind a picture of cows and goats being milked.

And am I the only woman who read over the urban dictionary list, and for about 10 seconds wondered what word would best describe mine?
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:51 PM   #45
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And am I the only woman who read over the urban dictionary list, and for about 10 seconds wondered what word would best describe mine?
What word did you pick?
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Old 07-25-2007, 06:45 PM   #46
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And am I the only woman who read over the urban dictionary list, and for about 10 seconds wondered what word would best describe mine?
I found myself wondering why the fruits commonly referenced are all so big.

Surely we can find some smaller produce?
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:17 PM   #47
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I found myself wondering why the fruits commonly referenced are all so big.

Surely we can find some smaller produce?
Persimmons?
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:19 PM   #48
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I found myself wondering why the fruits commonly referenced are all so big.

Surely we can find some smaller produce?

Sorry but grapes just don't have the same visual as melons.
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:23 PM   #49
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Sorry but grapes just don't have the same visual as melons.
Nor do pomegranants.
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Mangos is a nice middle ground. Not too big and not too small.
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