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Mormon Red Death · 10-31-2008, 08:29 PM

The US government says we lose our tax exempt status or even worse they send the national guard to force gays to be married in our temples and churches.

What would we do?

Here's what I think....

The church starts buying all the land it can in Missouri and we start our walk. The church starts buying guns like crazy and we succeed from the union. Mike Waters becomes like Mormon and leads our troops. We create our own Zion on the American Continent.

tooblue · 10-31-2008, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

The US government says we lose our tax exempt status or even worse they send the national guard to force gays to be married in our temples and churches.

What would we do?

Here's what I think....

The church starts buying all the land it can in Missouri and we start our walk. The church starts buying guns like crazy and we succeed from the union. Mike Waters becomes like Mormon and leads our troops. We create our own Zion on the American Continent.

I ain't following Mike Waters anywhere ... he bailed out on his own board and I'm certain he'd end up leaving me in Kansas to find my own way.

Goatnapper'96 · 10-31-2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

The US government says we lose our tax exempt status or even worse they send the national guard to force gays to be married in our temples and churches.

What would we do?

Here's what I think....

The church starts buying all the land it can in Missouri and we start our walk. The church starts buying guns like crazy and we succeed from the union. Mike Waters becomes like Mormon and leads our troops. We create our own Zion on the American Continent.

I vote we fail from the Union...see it is a Ventura County trait to be a condescending snot.

For the record Mike couldn't lead an armed military unit out of a wet paper bag he is a PHD research Doctor for hells sake. Humans ain't like test tubes!

The man to lead this force is Bo Gritz!

SeattleUte · 10-31-2008, 08:57 PM

This is like saying let's assume the fear mongering is true: Obama is on retainer with Osama. It's absured, so much so it deserves no credence.

BlueHair · 10-31-2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tooblue

I ain't following Mike Waters anywhere ... he bailed out on his own board and I'm certain he'd end up leaving me in Kansas to find my own way.

Maybe Mike has amnesia or is in a coma. Perhaps Stephano put a chip in his brain and is controlling him. Let's not assume Mike's absence is his choice. I just hope John Black or Patch can get to him in time to save him.

SoCalCoug · 10-31-2008, 09:38 PM

Has anyone considered that Mike's absence is because he's on his way to Missouri already? In a couple weeks, we're going to get a postcard saying "The millenium's great! Wish you were here."

BarbaraGordon · 10-31-2008, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

Has anyone considered that Mike's absence is because he's on his way to Missouri already? In a couple weeks, we're going to get a postcard saying "The millenium's great! Wish you were here."

I think it's pretty clear that he's building his bunker and stocking it with guns and food. The revolution is at hand.

Clark Addison · 11-01-2008, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

This is like saying let's assume the fear mongering is true: Obama is on retainer with Osama. It's absured, so much so it deserves no credence.

This analogy wouldn't work on Cougarboard, where a good 20% of the folks believe it.

BarbaraGordon · 11-01-2008, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Clark Addison

This analogy wouldn't work on Cougarboard, where a good 20% of the folks believe it.

That few? In the Sooner State we're pushing thirty or forty. I'd love to see a poll.

10-31-2008, 08:29 PM	#1
Mormon Red Death Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Clinton Township, MI Posts: 3,126	Ok ... lets say for argument that the fearmongering is correct The US government says we lose our tax exempt status or even worse they send the national guard to force gays to be married in our temples and churches. What would we do? Here's what I think.... The church starts buying all the land it can in Missouri and we start our walk. The church starts buying guns like crazy and we succeed from the union. Mike Waters becomes like Mormon and leads our troops. We create our own Zion on the American Continent. __________________ Its all about the suit

10-31-2008, 08:57 PM	#4
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	This is like saying let's assume the fear mongering is true: Obama is on retainer with Osama. It's absured, so much so it deserves no credence. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

10-31-2008, 09:38 PM	#6
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Has anyone considered that Mike's absence is because he's on his way to Missouri already? In a couple weeks, we're going to get a postcard saying "The millenium's great! Wish you were here." __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug