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Mindfulcoug · 07-06-2007, 09:18 PM

you may want to offer the birthday gifts in here

www.gotstsmarttosaytoMrBush.com

Mindfulcoug · 07-07-2007, 05:14 AM

"Priest"
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.

He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see President George Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney before I die," whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Bush and Cheney would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Bush commented to Cheney, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Cheney couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Bush's hand in his right hand and Cheney's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally President Bush spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said Bush.

"Amen" said Cheney.

The old priest continued...

"He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."

Lost Student · 07-07-2007, 05:46 AM

That second post is a funny joke.

I don't understand what you're trying to say in your first post.

Mindfulcoug · 07-07-2007, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Student

That second post is a funny joke.

I don't understand what you're trying to say in your first post.

well ,i thought first post was clear enough ,but supposedly i was wrong.
president Bush celebrated his birthday turning to 61 ..cool huh?
so i was wondering what would be CG guys birthday gift for him .
"got something smart to say to president Bush?"

Lost Student · 07-07-2007, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mindfulcoug

well ,i thought first post was clear enough ,but supposedly i was wrong.
president Bush celebrated his birthday turning to 61 ..cool huh?
so i was wondering what would be CG guys birthday gift for him .
"got something smart to say to president Bush?"

I'm sure your post was clear, and I am just slow. To demonstrate how slow I am, I tried to visit your posted website not once, but twice (just to make sure)!

And I had no idea that it was his birthday. Leave it to the person half-way around the world to fill me in...

Mindfulcoug · 07-07-2007, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Student

I'm sure your post was clear, and I am just slow. To demonstrate how slow I am, I tried to visit your posted website not once, but twice (just to make sure)!

And I had no idea that it was his birthday. Leave it to the person half-way around the world to fill me in...

yeah ,once agian it showes how popular and precious this guy is world wide.

its one of my favorite about him

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jVYY9Z7eH9g

and also this one.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKDdF6vfjoo
why not making all people around the world feel like these people with good intention and honorably performance.

Colly Wolly · 07-07-2007, 03:19 PM

I'll take Bush over Ahmenijad any day of the week.

Mindfulcoug · 07-07-2007, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colly Wolly

I'll take Bush over Ahmenijad any day of the week.

i would be surprised if you werenot.. and its spelled "ahmadinejad" if you dont mind !
A kazakh man underwent 10 mintes breathless held in a tiny box as a gift for kazakhestan president ...i am watching the video right now .
so whats your gift for your president??

Colly Wolly · 07-07-2007, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mindfulcoug

i would be surprised if you werenot.. and its spelled "ahmadinejad" if you dont mind !
A kazakh man underwent 10 mintes breathless held in a tiny box as a gift for kazakhestan president ...i am watching the video right now .
so whats your gift for your president??

Whatever. My vote is/was his birthday present.

Mindfulcoug · 07-07-2007, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colly Wolly

Whatever. My vote is/was his birthday present.

not bad!
your avatar always reminds of NK cells by the way.

07-06-2007, 09:18 PM	#1
Mindfulcoug Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 812	Happy Birthday Mr.president you may want to offer the birthday gifts in here www.gotstsmarttosaytoMrBush.com __________________ I'm smart and I know it.

07-07-2007, 05:14 AM	#2
Mindfulcoug Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 812	"Priest" The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see President George Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney before I die," whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Bush and Cheney would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Bush commented to Cheney, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Cheney couldn't help but agree. When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Bush's hand in his right hand and Cheney's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally President Bush spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." "Amen" said Bush. "Amen" said Cheney. The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same." __________________ I'm smart and I know it.

07-07-2007, 05:46 AM	#3
Lost Student Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Boise Posts: 261	That second post is a funny joke. I don't understand what you're trying to say in your first post.

07-07-2007, 03:19 PM	#7
Colly Wolly Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,281	I'll take Bush over Ahmenijad any day of the week.