Cameron Diaz...hot or not?

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by landpoke

That's the picture that really tipped the balance for me. Up until that time she had been near the top of my "Celebrities You're Allowed to Have Extramarital Sex With." She's fallen down into the low 100's now.

As an aside, by mutual consent my wife and I are only allowed to "tap" or "be tapped by" the top person on our list. Jennifer Anniston is currently fair game for me. My wife, for reasons that I still don't understand though she's taken great pains to explain it to me, has Jeff Goldblum at the top of hers. Different strokes and all that I suppose.

My bad. I thought Cameron was the woman in your avatar.

If your wife is into hot Jewish men, you may want to tip her off to Matisyahu. That guy is the baddest orthodox rapper I have ever heard.

[RC Vikings]

Originally Posted by marsupial

Jeff Goldblum? Wow! I'd love to hear her try and explain that one.

Have you ever seen the movie "The Fly"?

[landpoke]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If your wife is into hot Jewish men, you may want to tip her off to Matisyahu. That guy is the baddest orthodox rapper I have ever heard.

No facial hair.

For the sake of brevity, here's my understanding of my wife's criteria:

Quirky
Intellectual
Jewish
Tall
Clean-Shaven
Has to have worn chaps and a cowboy hat in at least one movie starring Peter Weller as a surgeon/rock star.

Beyond that she's pretty open.

[MikeWaters]

Does she realize that Mormons are the new Jews?

[landpoke]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Does she realize that Mormons are the new Jews?

She's east coast, so no.

[cougjunkie]

Who wouldnt do Cameron Diaz? She is so hot.........

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by landpoke

No facial hair.

For the sake of brevity, here's my understanding of my wife's criteria:

Quirky
Intellectual
Jewish
Tall
Clean-Shaven
Has to have worn chaps and a cowboy hat in at least one movie starring Peter Weller as a surgeon/rock star.

Beyond that she's pretty open.

Then forget Matisyahu and go with Michael Landon. He's dead, so it is a safe bet that he will not break up your marriage. He wore chaps, but not with Peter Weller.

[MikeWaters]

What about Wolf Blitzer sans beard?

[landpoke]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

What about Wolf Blitzer sans beard?

Any one strike will disqualify you from the list. As I see it Wolf's got two and possibly three:

Definite strikes:
Not tall, not quirky

Possible strikes:
Unknown whether he has worn chaps/hat in Peter Weller surgeon/rock star film

Keep in mind, PLEASE keep in mind, that these are my interpretations of her "rules." Honestly I'm not that good of a listener so there's a good chance she might have been in the middle of a drunken anti-Jeff Goldblum tirade when I sorta heard this stuff.

[YOhio]

Keep an eye out for Larry David now that he's single. She'd be all over that.