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MikeWaters · 05-08-2009, 09:24 PM

Twitter is apparently this internet service for telling people the sort of stupid things that nobody cares about. yet, because you are a show-off narcissist, you feel compelled to share these pointless details anyway.

So starting off:

Hungry today. Skipped lunch.

landpoke · 05-11-2009, 06:59 PM

Levin · 05-11-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Twitter is apparently this internet service for telling people the sort of stupid things that nobody cares about. yet, because you are a show-off narcissist, you feel compelled to share these pointless details anyway.

So starting off:

Hungry today. Skipped lunch.

I thought Cougarguard was your Twitter thread.

MikeWaters · 05-11-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Levin

I thought Cougarguard was your Twitter thread.

That's like calling Moses' 40 years in the Wilderness a weekend retreat.

Levin · 05-12-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

That's like calling Moses' 40 years in the Wilderness a weekend retreat.

I hope you make it to the promised land, buddy.

MikeWaters · 05-12-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Levin

I hope you make it to the promised land, buddy.

Moses never made it. But that's not to say Moses was any less of a man for not doing so.

Levin · 05-12-2009, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Moses never made it. But that's not to say Moses was any less of a man for not doing so.

What's your manna? I suppose you're self-fed.

MikeWaters · 05-12-2009, 10:33 PM

When you look at Israel's history in the promised land, there is little doubt that Moses got the better end of the deal. No longer being in charge of self-sabotaging knuckleheads.

05-08-2009, 09:24 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	My twitter thread Twitter is apparently this internet service for telling people the sort of stupid things that nobody cares about. yet, because you are a show-off narcissist, you feel compelled to share these pointless details anyway. So starting off: Hungry today. Skipped lunch.

05-11-2009, 06:59 PM	#2
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	__________________ I see a hobo. And when I see the hobo, I think to myself, "This man is poor. His monetary value is low, and my monetary value is high, and it's a shame that he is himself. What can I do?"

05-12-2009, 10:33 PM	#8
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	When you look at Israel's history in the promised land, there is little doubt that Moses got the better end of the deal. No longer being in charge of self-sabotaging knuckleheads.