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09-28-2007, 03:42 PM | #41 | |
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Read obviously the Kama Sutra, some chinese thought on it, practice, read about acupressure, find a gal or gals who like experimentation. Watch 9and 1/2 weeks. Think about Rudo Valentino's life and techniques. Imagine the different mediums in sex, including lighting, texture, lubricants, olfactory, audio and taste senses involved. There are also writings on sex as a sacrament in a religious sense. And here is a final hint, have fun and let her have fun. If she ain't having fun, eventually nobody will. In this aspect, Mormon traditions hamper great sex.
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Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα Last edited by Archaea; 09-28-2007 at 03:46 PM. |
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09-28-2007, 03:55 PM | #42 |
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A lower drive. It's always been low and still is.
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09-28-2007, 04:05 PM | #43 | |
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09-28-2007, 04:15 PM | #44 |
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There is no woman who sneezes louder than my mom. So all I have to say is GROSS!
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09-28-2007, 04:36 PM | #45 |
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Obviously, pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted cured meats
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09-28-2007, 04:44 PM | #46 |
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If I would have known this when I was single I would have wanted to date the girls that not only passed on the sacrament but also sneezed real hard.
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09-28-2007, 06:15 PM | #47 | |
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does the same hold true for dudes who subdue their sneezes?
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09-28-2007, 07:35 PM | #48 |
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I think that dudes have but one setting.
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