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Old 09-28-2007, 03:42 PM   #41
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You have obviously thought/experiemented carefully about this topic. Are your theories the result of your own thoughts or do you have some suggested materials on the subject?
I have read and experimented and thought.

Read obviously the Kama Sutra, some chinese thought on it, practice, read about acupressure, find a gal or gals who like experimentation.

Watch 9and 1/2 weeks.

Think about Rudo Valentino's life and techniques.

Imagine the different mediums in sex, including lighting, texture, lubricants, olfactory, audio and taste senses involved.

There are also writings on sex as a sacrament in a religious sense.

And here is a final hint, have fun and let her have fun. If she ain't having fun, eventually nobody will. In this aspect, Mormon traditions hamper great sex.
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Old 09-28-2007, 03:55 PM   #42
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What makes you not the typical male?
A lower drive. It's always been low and still is.
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Old 09-28-2007, 04:05 PM   #43
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I have read and experimented and thought.

Read obviously the Kama Sutra, some chinese thought on it, practice, read about acupressure, find a gal or gals who like experimentation.

Watch 9and 1/2 weeks.

Think about Rudo Valentino's life and techniques.

Imagine the different mediums in sex, including lighting, texture, lubricants, olfactory, audio and taste senses involved.

There are also writings on sex as a sacrament in a religious sense.

And here is a final hint, have fun and let her have fun. If she ain't having fun, eventually nobody will. In this aspect, Mormon traditions hamper great sex.
I hestitate to throw this out there to this crowd. But if you're ready for a deep and satisfactory experience heightening all the senses, I would suggest the pastrami/sex/TV method.
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Old 09-28-2007, 04:15 PM   #44
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Not sure but IMHO there is a direct relationship between how a woman sneezes and how vocally exuberant she is in the sack.

Subdued sneezes = Subdued orgasms and vise-versa

I think it has to do with letting go

I am actually semi-serious
There is no woman who sneezes louder than my mom. So all I have to say is GROSS!
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Old 09-28-2007, 04:36 PM   #45
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I hestitate to throw this out there to this crowd. But if you're ready for a deep and satisfactory experience heightening all the senses, I would suggest the pastrami/sex/TV method.
Obviously, pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted cured meats
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Old 09-28-2007, 04:44 PM   #46
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Not sure but IMHO there is a direct relationship between how a woman sneezes and how vocally exuberant she is in the sack.

Subdued sneezes = Subdued orgasms and vise-versa

I think it has to do with letting go

I am actually semi-serious
If I would have known this when I was single I would have wanted to date the girls that not only passed on the sacrament but also sneezed real hard.
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Not sure but IMHO there is a direct relationship between how a woman sneezes and how vocally exuberant she is in the sack.

Subdued sneezes = Subdued orgasms and vise-versa

I think it has to do with letting go

I am actually semi-serious

does the same hold true for dudes who subdue their sneezes?
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:35 PM   #48
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does the same hold true for dudes who subdue their sneezes?
I think that dudes have but one setting.
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