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RC Vikings · 06-03-2008, 03:41 PM

Poor Ferris Bueller

jay santos · 06-03-2008, 03:43 PM

Why the long face?

MikeWaters · 06-03-2008, 03:44 PM

Is it so terrible to conceive the idea that a woman, not classically physically attractive according to many, can still be a hot sex symbol?

More power to her. But I would still require one bag.

landpoke · 06-03-2008, 03:58 PM

Butter face.

No bags for me. I'd explain but it's probably better for you all if you're not privy to my proclivities.

jay santos · 06-03-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Is it so terrible to conceive the idea that a woman, not classically physically attractive according to many, can still be a hot sex symbol?

More power to her. But I would still require one bag.

If you're looking for unconventional sex symbol, I'd take a typical plus size model 100 times over the horse face, hard looking, skin and bones SJP.

Surfah · 06-03-2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay santos

If you're looking for unconventional sex symbol, I'd take a typical plus size model 100 times over the horse face, hard looking, skin and bones SJP.

Amen.

She is fugly.

Sleeping in EQ · 06-03-2008, 04:16 PM

You have to like the hair. The "almost out of control" hair always looks good.

MikeWaters · 06-03-2008, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay santos

If you're looking for unconventional sex symbol, I'd take a typical plus size model 100 times over the horse face, hard looking, skin and bones SJP.

Be careful. She could probably kick your butt.

This is kind of sexy:

YOhio · 06-03-2008, 04:55 PM

I don't like mocking people because of immutable physical characteristics, but in this case I'll make exception. SJP has built a legacy of shallow, excessive materialism and harsh judgments on other people. She deserves the contempt. 3 bags.

Mars · 06-03-2008, 10:12 PM

View Poll Results: How many would it take
One bag	4	11.43%
Two bags	6	17.14%
Three bags	17	48.57%
None - I like that witchy look	8	22.86%
Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

06-03-2008, 03:41 PM	#1
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	Sarah Jessica Parker Poor Ferris Bueller __________________ "I always rode to my limit. If I won by three minutes, that's because I couldn't make four." Eddy Merckx

06-03-2008, 03:58 PM	#4
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	Butter face. No bags for me. I'd explain but it's probably better for you all if you're not privy to my proclivities. __________________ I see a hobo. And when I see the hobo, I think to myself, "This man is poor. His monetary value is low, and my monetary value is high, and it's a shame that he is himself. What can I do?"

06-03-2008, 04:16 PM	#7
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	You have to like the hair. The "almost out of control" hair always looks good. __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

06-03-2008, 10:12 PM	#10
Mars Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cougartown, USA Posts: 336	__________________ "Enter to Learn, Go Fourth and Eighteen!" :twisted: Last edited by Mars; 06-03-2008 at 10:14 PM.

06-03-2008, 03:43 PM	#2
jay santos Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,177	Why the long face?

06-03-2008, 03:44 PM	#3
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Is it so terrible to conceive the idea that a woman, not classically physically attractive according to many, can still be a hot sex symbol? More power to her. But I would still require one bag.

06-03-2008, 04:55 PM	#9
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	I don't like mocking people because of immutable physical characteristics, but in this case I'll make exception. SJP has built a legacy of shallow, excessive materialism and harsh judgments on other people. She deserves the contempt. 3 bags.