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Old 12-30-2005, 03:06 AM   #1
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Adam is God the Father.

Noah took DNA samples of every living creature.

A man's blood can atone for his own sins if he committed murder.

Oral sex in marriage is unnatural and impure.

Wow!

OK, I'm being slightly sarcastic. I have really enjoyed reading many of the posts on these and other topics.

Of course, the oral sex thread is the one in which I was most interested. If my married guy friends have represented their experiences accurately, many women in the church agree with the 1982 First Presidency on this one. Then again, these same girls also seem to agree with one of the Catholic church's directives to its priests: celibacy.

Three cheers for every LDS girl who is not asexual ...
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:48 AM   #2
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Sooo, that would be one cheer for each girl? :wink:
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Old 12-30-2005, 04:39 AM   #3
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This is why you marry a convert.

A post 1982 convert.
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:10 PM   #4
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This is why you marry a convert.

A post 1982 convert.
Truer words have never been spoken. The only girlfriends I've felt truly comfortable with are the ones who have yet to receive the Israelite blood transfusion. I'm not sure if they make better mothers than LDS girls, but I'm about 99% sure they make better wives.
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