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08-26-2006, 12:11 AM
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Proof that not only humans deal with shrinkage
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08-26-2006, 12:18 AM
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Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater? Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold... Elaine: Oh! It shrinks? Jerry: Yes! George: Like a frightened turtle. Elaine: Why does it shrink? George: It just does! A true classic... |
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08-26-2006, 12:42 AM
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Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters. Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us. |
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08-26-2006, 12:55 AM
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I must not tell lies
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All I want to know is, whose idea was it in the first place to commence a long-term observation of the size of a polar bear scrotum?
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08-26-2006, 05:39 AM
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Location: The Bluth Home
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Hmmm. That looks a little small. Better go for a closer look. Lol.
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08-26-2006, 03:15 PM
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I finally understand why my wife muttered, "Damn pollutants!" on our wedding night.
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...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan |
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