12-22-2005, 03:30 PM | #1 |
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I know this is from the other board but this is so funny
I thought I would bring a little humor thanks to Brian:
Does anyone know if the following scenario has occured? You get a letter from HQ. It's the mission call. With excitement and a bit of trepidation, you assemble the family into the parlour. Seated, mom with the phone at the ready to call Aunt Nancy, you gingerly tear the envelope, not wanting to completely destroy it. Shaking, you remove the letter, unfold it and read: Dear Elder Corn: We appreciate your interest in participiting in the Church's missionary program, however, we have been unable to find a suitable match of your skills with a mission's needs. Thanks for your interest. Respectfully, The Church. Faces droop, mother cries and Elder Corn goes out into the backyard and hangs himself from the old Elm tree. Regards, Brian |
12-22-2005, 03:41 PM | #2 |
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Funny.
For some reason something my brother did years ago came to mind. My parents had recently purchased a cultivator (a little spiky thing on the end of a pole, that you rolled around in the garden for some reason) for use in the backyard. One of my brother's chores was to roll the cultivator around in the planter area. Apparently, he knew how to use it, but he was confused about what to call it. He came in one day, and my mom asked him what he was doing. He replied, "I was out in the backyard masturbating."
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12-22-2005, 03:44 PM | #3 |
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lol, what did your mom say?
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