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landpoke · 07-05-2007, 09:28 PM

It was suggested that I should pop over here from time to time by YOhio and Archaea, just so you know who to blame. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post here as this board seems to be composed of slightly reasonable versions of the wack-jobs I've come to know over on that other board. I tend to thrive where people are irrational and a bit out of touch with reality so no promises, but I'll give it the old Wyoming try.

About me:

Looks: Tallish, but not overly so, with the rugged good looks of a 70's era, post-lung removal John Wayne. (As an aside, I defy anyone to provide a rational arguement that McQ wasn't his greatest film/role.)

Work: I rape and defile the earth in a professional capacity. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite so satisfying as taking a piece of God's green earth, bulldozing it flat and drilling a hole in it. The fact that there's money to be made is just icing on the cake. Middle management with aspirations to upper middle management.

Personal: In my free time I enjoy drinking, playing golf and drinking while playing golf. Drinking while golfing, you say? Well sure, it keeps me loose and allows me to maintain my enviable 30 handicap. I also enjoy porn. Though not in the unhealthy, all consuming way that would lead someone to sleep in their car for a month straight in front of a certain starlet's house. Not since the restraining order anyway.

Is it true that mild adult language and content are tolerated here? I haven't bothered to read the Terms of Service.

Cheers.

The Borg · 07-05-2007, 09:39 PM

Wow...you're going to fit right in.

Welcome Landpoke.

Archaea · 07-05-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Borg

Wow...you're going to fit right in.

Welcome Landpoke.

Methinks Goat and Landpoke are related.

The Borg · 07-05-2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Methinks Goat and Landpoke are related.

I'm kinda thinkin' they are one and the same.

mpfunk · 07-05-2007, 10:02 PM

You left out that you married and hippy and that you are now a Buffalo.

landpoke · 07-05-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mpfunk

You left out that you married and hippy and that you are now a Buffalo.

Sheridan, I only work in Buffalo. And I thought the hippie was implied.

YOhio · 07-05-2007, 10:34 PM

We're glad you can make it over here. Any appearance of reason is an illusion.

BigFatMeanie · 07-05-2007, 10:36 PM

So why does every Wyo fan need to have the word "poke" somewhere in their alias? Is it a state law or something?

UteStar · 07-05-2007, 10:48 PM

You have a sheep and a wyoming man in the same area...how can you not use the term 'poke'? Welcome landpoke, good to have you here.

YOhio · 07-05-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

You have a sheep and a wyoming man in the same area...how can you not use the term 'poke'? Welcome landpoke, good to have you here.

The state of Washington is a haven for those with man-animal proclivities. All Washingtonians should be looked at with suspicion.

07-05-2007, 09:28 PM	#1
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	Howdy It was suggested that I should pop over here from time to time by YOhio and Archaea, just so you know who to blame. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post here as this board seems to be composed of slightly reasonable versions of the wack-jobs I've come to know over on that other board. I tend to thrive where people are irrational and a bit out of touch with reality so no promises, but I'll give it the old Wyoming try. About me: Looks: Tallish, but not overly so, with the rugged good looks of a 70's era, post-lung removal John Wayne. (As an aside, I defy anyone to provide a rational arguement that McQ wasn't his greatest film/role.) Work: I rape and defile the earth in a professional capacity. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite so satisfying as taking a piece of God's green earth, bulldozing it flat and drilling a hole in it. The fact that there's money to be made is just icing on the cake. Middle management with aspirations to upper middle management. Personal: In my free time I enjoy drinking, playing golf and drinking while playing golf. Drinking while golfing, you say? Well sure, it keeps me loose and allows me to maintain my enviable 30 handicap. I also enjoy porn. Though not in the unhealthy, all consuming way that would lead someone to sleep in their car for a month straight in front of a certain starlet's house. Not since the restraining order anyway. Is it true that mild adult language and content are tolerated here? I haven't bothered to read the Terms of Service. Cheers.

07-05-2007, 09:39 PM	#2
The Borg Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 533	Wow...you're going to fit right in. Welcome Landpoke. __________________ Hello......helloo.......HELLLOOO!

07-05-2007, 10:02 PM	#5
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	You left out that you married and hippy and that you are now a Buffalo.

07-05-2007, 10:34 PM	#7
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	We're glad you can make it over here. Any appearance of reason is an illusion.

07-05-2007, 10:36 PM	#8
BigFatMeanie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Jordan Posts: 1,725	So why does every Wyo fan need to have the word "poke" somewhere in their alias? Is it a state law or something?

07-05-2007, 10:48 PM	#9
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	You have a sheep and a wyoming man in the same area...how can you not use the term 'poke'? Welcome landpoke, good to have you here.