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Flystripper · 04-07-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

How about Freemason? Or Free Mason Flystripper?

works for me!

Goatnapper'96 · 04-08-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

OK, I've got 15 weeks left before this baby is coming out and danimal and I have zero names. I am well aware that 15 weeks is still a long time to go, but I am going to need some time to really mull over the names before I can actually give it to a child. We do not know what we're having so we need a boy's and a girl's name.

So bring it on. Let's hear your ideas. What are some names that you liked, but maybe your spouse vetoed? Or names of your exes? People you admire? People you hate? It doesn't matter. We've gone through three name books already and have come up high and dry.

In the annals of all the inherintly sexy mormon men there is one whose name brings womenfolk to their knees worldwide. Starting in the mean streets of south central power county where the heiffers get moist in his very presence and the redneck women don't know what hit 'em. Further, this name was once used by Tom Hanks as a cross dresser in the hit series "Bosom Buddies." I figure since you folks are a little liberal for us mormon folk and as danimal is the youngest boy after a litter of girls, served his mission to a country where the men holding the melchezidek priesthood is heresy and owns a PHD- that pretty much makes him a metrosexual. I don't care how much you, as his legally and lawfully wed wife, protest to assure his masculinity, you sleep with him and your sanity demands you to believe he uhhhh...ain't batting for the Utes so to speak. Hence, this name personifies both the good and bad of this temporal world. The name is Kip Wilson. The downside is the only one I know of had more hair on his back than his head by age 25.

However, as I have a son due in a month and the missus and I are equally clueless I thank those who offered suggestions. I like and wrote down Joshua, Clayton, Jefferson and Tristan.

For girls we used Charlotte, Taylor and Adelaide for our existing names.

myboynoah · 04-08-2008, 11:13 PM

Kip.

Reminds me of that old song "A Boy Named Sue."

You'd do well to name your son Sinjin.

creekster · 04-08-2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by myboynoah

Kip.

Reminds me of that old song "A Boy Named Sue."

You'd do well to name your son Sinjin.

Reminds me of Flip's little brother. Did wearing dresses and calling yourself Geraldine run in the family?

Goatnapper'96 · 04-08-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by creekster

Reminds me of Flip's little brother. Did wearing dresses and calling yourself Geraldine run in the family?

Listen MoFo, you are my bridge over troubled waters!

Archaea · 04-08-2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Listen MoFo, you are my bridge over troubled waters!

Kip, hmm.

If it weren't for a Mormon's inherently sexy status, I'd begin to worry.

Didn't anybody ever call you Skippy or Skipper?

Goatnapper'96 · 04-08-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Kip, hmm.

If it weren't for a Mormon's inherently sexy status, I'd begin to worry.

Didn't anybody ever call you Skippy or Skipper?

Only once double x physique fag....

Archaea · 04-08-2008, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Only once double x physique fag....

So gays are attracted to the Kip or Skipper? I guess young, bald guys are considered metrosexuals.

splitbamboo · 04-09-2008, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

That name is very "Thomas the Train" friendly. I approve.

We're looking for a Dieter train in our household.

My son noted during conference that he used to be able to play with Gordon, Thomas, and James. Then it was Gordon, Thomas, and Henry. But now that it's Thomas, Henry and Dieter, "Diesel" is just not good enough (though I kind of like the name Diesel Uchtdorf)...

marsupial · 04-09-2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by splitbamboo

We're looking for a Dieter train in our household.

My son noted during conference that he used to be able to play with Gordon, Thomas, and James. Then it was Gordon, Thomas, and Henry. But now that it's Thomas, Henry and Dieter, "Diesel" is just not good enough (though I kind of like the name Diesel Uchtdorf)...

Diesel is also a very mean to the steamies.

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myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	Kip. Reminds me of that old song "A Boy Named Sue." You'd do well to name your son Sinjin. __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.