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Filsdepac · 02-14-2008, 11:06 PM

I watched a cnn video on this guy who is receiving thousands of hate emails because he went off on some chick he met on match.com. Apparently she basically said that he's not her type and he wrote a nasty email. I went to this guy's website and it is hilarious:

http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/default.aspx

Check out the "About Me" and "Modeling" section. It's pretty funny.

SteelBlue · 02-14-2008, 11:11 PM

By far the best section is "Fitness".

bigpiney · 02-14-2008, 11:14 PM

guy is a total douche

He belongs on this page: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

There were some very funny threads on Fark about that guy.

BigFatMeanie · 02-14-2008, 11:23 PM

Dude is certainly full of himself.

FarrahWaters · 02-15-2008, 01:29 AM

Awesome! Under the Merchandise section, it says I can rent him to be my escort.

Wedding Date: Be like Debra Messing! Available for high school reunions, weddings, formals, soirees, balls, fundraisers, proms (18+), galas, red carpet/charity events, office parties, etc. $250 for 1/2 day, $500 a day (plus expenses).

BYUTexan · 02-15-2008, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

Awesome! Under the Merchandise section, it says I can rent him to be my escort.

Wedding Date: Be like Debra Messing! Available for high school reunions, weddings, formals, soirees, balls, fundraisers, proms (18+), galas, red carpet/charity events, office parties, etc. $250 for 1/2 day, $500 a day (plus expenses).

Holy poop on a stick!

It would be pretty funny to rent him for an afternoon and drive him out to the middle of nowhere and drop him off, just so he could hitchhike with some trucker named Bubba.

UteStar · 02-15-2008, 04:32 PM

The only thing that surprised me is that he didn't list 'Skills' as 'Skillz'...that would have been awesome.

I loved how he is an 'avid traveler.' He has been to: Zurich, St. Thomas, Aruba and St. John. Holy crap, he has seen the world!!!

And on celebrities that he has met: Wade Boggs and Rik Smits. That is a who's who of something.

On merchandise--"I am an 8.9 on Hot or Not."

Seriously, that is some awesome stuff.

Filsdepac · 02-15-2008, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UteStar

The only thing that surprised me is that he didn't list 'Skills' as 'Skillz'...that would have been awesome.

I loved how he is an 'avid traveler.' He has been to: Zurich, St. Thomas, Aruba and St. John. Holy crap, he has seen the world!!!

And on celebrities that he has met: Wade Boggs and Rik Smits. That is a who's who of something.

On merchandise--"I am an 8.9 on Hot or Not."

Seriously, that is some awesome stuff.

Yeah, I loved those.

Also, I liked the disclaimer: "all dollar amounts converted to 2007 dollars"

And any time you play the fame game, don't start with Luke Perry, unless it's 1991.

FMCoug · 02-15-2008, 05:12 PM

This thread is bugging me ... I keep seeing my company name on CG and click on it.

02-14-2008, 11:06 PM	#1
Filsdepac Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 68	John Fitzgerald - Match.com I watched a cnn video on this guy who is receiving thousands of hate emails because he went off on some chick he met on match.com. Apparently she basically said that he's not her type and he wrote a nasty email. I went to this guy's website and it is hilarious: http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/default.aspx Check out the "About Me" and "Modeling" section. It's pretty funny.

02-15-2008, 04:32 PM	#7
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	The only thing that surprised me is that he didn't list 'Skills' as 'Skillz'...that would have been awesome. I loved how he is an 'avid traveler.' He has been to: Zurich, St. Thomas, Aruba and St. John. Holy crap, he has seen the world!!! And on celebrities that he has met: Wade Boggs and Rik Smits. That is a who's who of something. On merchandise--"I am an 8.9 on Hot or Not." Seriously, that is some awesome stuff. __________________ UteStar's words to live by: "I'm not about play-play, I'm really about business." Goatnapper: "UteStar is the only one who is not scum."

02-15-2008, 05:12 PM	#9
FMCoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kaysville, UT Posts: 3,151	This thread is bugging me ... I keep seeing my company name on CG and click on it. __________________ Still fat ...

02-14-2008, 11:11 PM	#2
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	By far the best section is "Fitness".

02-14-2008, 11:14 PM	#3
bigpiney Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Big Pine , CA Posts: 842	guy is a total douche He belongs on this page: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ There were some very funny threads on Fark about that guy.

02-14-2008, 11:23 PM	#4
BigFatMeanie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Jordan Posts: 1,725	Dude is certainly full of himself.

02-15-2008, 01:29 AM	#5
FarrahWaters Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,122	Awesome! Under the Merchandise section, it says I can rent him to be my escort. Wedding Date: Be like Debra Messing! Available for high school reunions, weddings, formals, soirees, balls, fundraisers, proms (18+), galas, red carpet/charity events, office parties, etc. $250 for 1/2 day, $500 a day (plus expenses).