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Old 06-22-2008, 07:29 PM   #1
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Default The secret to seducing women?

Answer: housework.

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Old 06-22-2008, 08:07 PM   #2
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I find if I take it one step farther it works the best so when I cook or clean all I wear is an apron with my bare ass showing.
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There is also porn for women.
http://www.amazon.com/Women-Cambridg...4165849&sr=8-1
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:52 PM   #4
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It's what I look at when my oil needs to be changed
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It's what I look at when my oil needs to be changed
and the spine of that book is in perfect shape.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:56 PM   #6
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Oh, that's hilarious. I should get a copy for my wife.
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It's what I look at when my oil needs to be changed
You know, you might need this one in a few weeks.
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