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landpoke · 07-06-2007, 02:26 PM

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No, I don't work in a mine. Miners are dirty, troll like folk who are best shunned.

Jim Beam will work in a pinch, as will Coors in a can. Though my favorite is Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. It's needlessly expensive and bit too flashy, but being in the oil business I have to keep up appearances. Which is why I light my cigars with hundred dollar bills.

NoDaks are a vile and base people who even Canadians look down upon. Most miners are NoDaks.

I did miss a chance to berate a long haired hippie enviro (who wasn't my wife) that came knocking on my door looking for money for her America hating agenda. I blame my slow wits as I came up with the perfect screed only after she got a block or so away. I felt it wouldn't have had the same power if I'd yelled at her to come back so I could let her have it. It's a shame I'll have to live with for the rest of my days.

Hi Garth.

I'm not goatnapper or robin finderson and I apologize for using "cheers." I've spent to much time around wannabe brits and sometimes it just slips out.

Powder river.

Archaea · 07-06-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by landpoke

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No, I don't work in a mine. Miners are dirty, troll like folk who are best shunned.

Jim Beam will work in a pinch, as will Coors in a can. Though my favorite is Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. It's needlessly expensive and bit too flashy, but being in the oil business I have to keep up appearances. Which is why I light my cigars with hundred dollar bills.

NoDaks are a vile and base people who even Canadians look down upon. Most miners are NoDaks.

I did miss a chance to berate a long haired hippie enviro (who wasn't my wife) that came knocking on my door looking for money for her America hating agenda. I blame my slow wits as I came up with the perfect screed only after she got a block or so away. I felt it wouldn't have had the same power if I'd yelled at her to come back so I could let her have it. It's a shame I'll have to live with for the rest of my days.

I'm extremely disappointed you let that treehugger get away with that crap. Shame on you and piss in your Jack Daniels. That was might NoDak of you to let her go.

I'm starting to think you're a wannabe California Jane Fonda lover, but we'll wait and see.

landpoke · 07-06-2007, 02:41 PM

I love California and fully support all their short sighted, pandering enviro policies. No "dirty" electricity means good times for us in the gas business.

BYU71 · 07-06-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by landpoke

I love California and fully support all their short sighted, pandering enviro policies. No "dirty" electricity means good times for us in the gas business.

You are in the gas business?? Maybe you were the guy sitting somewhere behind us at the Vegas Bowl.

landpoke · 07-06-2007, 02:54 PM

I do have a lot of fiber in my diet, but I wasn't at the Vegas Bowl.

nikuman · 07-06-2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

You are in the gas business?? Maybe you were the guy sitting somewhere behind us at the Vegas Bowl.

I'm pretty sure the offending odor at the Vegas Bowl was coming from somewhere in front of me - we were just being polite by not blaming you.

BYU71 · 07-06-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nikuman

I'm pretty sure the offending odor at the Vegas Bowl was coming from somewhere in front of me - we were just being polite by not blaming you.

At my age I have a way of checking if it was me. There were no unusual stipes when I did my wash. It wasn't me.

07-06-2007, 02:26 PM	#1
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	Responses: No, I don't work in a mine. Miners are dirty, troll like folk who are best shunned. Jim Beam will work in a pinch, as will Coors in a can. Though my favorite is Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. It's needlessly expensive and bit too flashy, but being in the oil business I have to keep up appearances. Which is why I light my cigars with hundred dollar bills. NoDaks are a vile and base people who even Canadians look down upon. Most miners are NoDaks. I did miss a chance to berate a long haired hippie enviro (who wasn't my wife) that came knocking on my door looking for money for her America hating agenda. I blame my slow wits as I came up with the perfect screed only after she got a block or so away. I felt it wouldn't have had the same power if I'd yelled at her to come back so I could let her have it. It's a shame I'll have to live with for the rest of my days. Hi Garth. I'm not goatnapper or robin finderson and I apologize for using "cheers." I've spent to much time around wannabe brits and sometimes it just slips out. Powder river.

07-06-2007, 02:41 PM	#3
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	I love California and fully support all their short sighted, pandering enviro policies. No "dirty" electricity means good times for us in the gas business.

07-06-2007, 02:54 PM	#5
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	I do have a lot of fiber in my diet, but I wasn't at the Vegas Bowl.