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Old 04-06-2007, 10:05 PM   #1
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They're all single or divorced. Go figure.

This could be chicken/egg territory. If I was single, what else would I do?
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:07 PM   #2
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This could be chicken/egg territory. If I was single, what else would I do?
Correct. However, most of them weren't single or divorced when they started. And the women in the group do tend to circulate, shall we say. One gal I know has probably done every cyclists I know, who's not married, and maybe some of them as well.
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:21 PM   #3
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Correct. However, most of them weren't single or divorced when they started. And the women in the group do tend to circulate, shall we say. One gal I know has probably done every cyclists I know, who's not married, and maybe some of them as well.
And this brings me back to one of my favorite cycling themes for couples that I havent' mentioned in a long time: TANDEMS! It eliminates this prpbelm and all the miles are "together miles" (and if you aren't sure if that is a good thing, you will realize why they call tandems "marriage makers or marriage breakers").
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Here are my top 5 sports most likely to lead to an angry spouse:

1) Golf- The amount of money and time required to improve can leave your woman quite angry.

2) Fishing- It's done in large blocks of time, often involves the purchase of a boat, and takes up whole weekends and lots of evenings.

3) Triathlon- One has to put in an amazing amount of hours to do this right. Just ask Archaea.

4) Cycling- Takes a minimum 3 hours to get a "good" Saturday ride in. Very tempting to put in an hour or 2 in the evenings.

5) Hunting- I'll be honest, I couldn't come up with a good #5.
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Old 04-07-2007, 01:25 AM   #5
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Here are my top 5 sports most likely to lead to an angry spouse:

1) Golf- The amount of money and time required to improve can leave your woman quite angry.

2) Fishing- It's done in large blocks of time, often involves the purchase of a boat, and takes up whole weekends and lots of evenings.

3) Triathlon- One has to put in an amazing amount of hours to do this right. Just ask Archaea.

4) Cycling- Takes a minimum 3 hours to get a "good" Saturday ride in. Very tempting to put in an hour or 2 in the evenings.

5) Hunting- I'll be honest, I couldn't come up with a good #5.
I assume you realize that TANDEMS solve the problem for number 4?
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Old 04-08-2007, 03:44 AM   #6
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I assume you realize that TANDEMS solve the problem for number 4?
How does it solve problem #4 when you have 3 small kids? If you can solve this problem for me, then I am set for life, or at least for next saturdays requisite 3-4 hour training ride.
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How does it solve problem #4 when you have 3 small kids? If you can solve this problem for me, then I am set for life, or at least for next saturdays requisite 3-4 hour training ride.
For you it will take a triple and a trailer. YOu'll have thighs the size of eric heiden if you are pulling that train all over Northern Claifornia.
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2) Fishing- It's done in large blocks of time, often involves the purchase of a boat, and takes up whole weekends and lots of evenings.
Boat? Who fly fishes with a boat?

You're going about this wrong. Buy your wife a set of clubs or her own fishing rod and reel and make it a date activity. She'll eventually come around.
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