10-29-2008, 10:52 PM | #11 |
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Sweet. As the father of a two year old daughter I heartily approve of this new development. Hopefully whalebone corsets will also be back in style by the time little Ms. landpoke is of courting age. Which is what, like 13?
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10-29-2008, 11:18 PM | #12 |
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The oldest daughter is a soph in high school. The other day, there were a couple of teenage boys that I have never seen before who were with my daughter and her friend in the kitchen.
I decided that that was the right time to start cleaning my guns and the kitchen was the best place to do it. I asked the boys if they'd ever had a slug from a 9MM hit their body. I could see the fear in their eyes as they answered "no". I told them that I hadn't either, but I couldn't imagine it wouldn't hurt like hell. My daughter informed me the next day that she wasn't happy with me because the 2 boys are afraid to come over to the house. My plan worked.
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