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Old 07-23-2007, 09:05 PM   #1
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Jennifer Connelly, pre-reduction. Anyone see her ride the horse in Career Opportunities?

(Someone was complaining about the liberal-leaning discussions - thought I'd get back to the roots of this site).
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Pre-reduction?
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:07 PM   #3
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Pre-reduction?
She's either been surgically reduced or has an eating disorder, because she's a lot more slender than she used to be.
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I haven't been following the comings and goings of her boobs, but she definitely looks more slender now than 10 years ago.
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:12 PM   #5
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Jessica Simpson and its not even close.
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She's either been surgically reduced or has an eating disorder, because she's a lot more slender than she used to be.
Perhaps my constitutional grasp is now what it should be, but ain't that unconstitutional per the Harrison Bergeron ammendment?

If it ain't it oughta be!

Personally my memory is foggy as I am sure I have been forgiven and to be clear this memory is all VHS driven and not DVD, but I do remember thinking the freeze frame of Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places" might have been irrefutable proof that God is a man. I bore witness of it the following Fast and Testimony meeting. Then Mike made me aware she also might have had a sack at one time.....

I saw god...yaaaahahah!
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Perhaps my constitutional grasp is now what it should be, but ain't that unconstitutional per the Harrison Bergeron ammendment?

If it ain't it oughta be!

Personally my memory is foggy as I am sure I have been forgiven and to be clear this memory is all VHS driven and not DVD, but I do remember thinking the freeze frame of Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places" might have been irrefutable proof that God is a man. I bore witness of it the following Fast and Testimony meeting. Then Mike made me aware she also might have had a sack at one time.....

I saw god...yaaaahahah!

I was expecting a reference to JLC camel-toeing in Perfect.
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:15 PM   #8
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JLC and John travolta both had camel toe in that movie.

A few others i thought of

Halle Berry- go see swordfish and you will agree
Keira Knightly- although small and humble they are nice, see the movie Domino.
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I was expecting a reference to JLC camel-toeing in Perfect.
Camel toe comments are reserved for two categories:
1.) Active LDS Aggie fans and 2.) Kyle Whittingham. Nothing as funny in this rivalry than Kyle Whittingham crying, waiting for a flood and suffering from CamelToe. Ute fans wanna be "cool" so badly and there is nothing more uncool than Kyle's "look" at that moment in time. Further, it really pisses off the older brother of Mormon Red Death and tooblue.
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Personally my memory is foggy as I am sure I have been forgiven and to be clear this memory is all VHS driven and not DVD, but I do remember thinking the freeze frame of Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places" might have been irrefutable proof that God is a man. I bore witness of it the following Fast and Testimony meeting. Then Mike made me aware she also might have had a sack at one time.....
You had the chance to talk about any boobs in Hollywood and you picked JAMIE LEE CURTIS?!?!?! The UU Fertility Clinic must have had an easy job with you. Stick Goatnapper in the room with a Sears catalogue and a Christmas with the Kranks DVD and he's juiced in no time.

You just lost a ton of cred. A ton.
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