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fusnik11 · 10-12-2007, 03:56 AM

Sister missionaries are broken into three groups:

a. Those that upon completion, marry an Elder
b. Those that get bad acne and marry a weak man
c. Those that strip their garments when they come home

I preferred the third group and knew a group of RM Sister's who all graduated from BYU who spent their time brushing up on the sweet science of the one night stand.

Archaea · 10-12-2007, 06:38 AM

I usually ignored them all, as they usually lectured RM Elders on why we were assholes, and why they smelled like one.

il Padrino Ute · 10-12-2007, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archaea

I usually ignored them all, as they usually lectured RM Elders on why we were assholes, and why the smelled one.

Funny stuff. lol

half cougar half ute · 10-12-2007, 08:42 PM

If we assume that all sisters are fat ugly and or crazy. Then is only fair to assume that all elders are stinky assholes.

BigFatMeanie · 10-12-2007, 08:59 PM

I'm late to the party but I'll chime in:

Mrs. Meanie is an RM (Japan). We met at BYU after both of us got home.

There were a couple sisters in my mission that were hot. I just had a mission reunion recently and one of the hot ones was there. She was still mighty attractive after 18 years and several kids.

ute4ever · 10-12-2007, 11:15 PM

Smoking hot sister missionary called again today, this time to invite me to fast and testimony meeting. The funny thing is, I have gone to nearly every F&T meeting over the past nine years, so I doubt I am on their list of members to focus on.

Assuming she is calling everyone in the ward, is this just a weekly means to avoid a few hours of tracting?

non sequitur · 10-12-2007, 11:31 PM

My ex was also an RM (Philipines, Manila). It's what allowed her to instantly recognize my profound spirituality.

Mr. Incredible · 10-15-2007, 01:16 PM

I did.

10-12-2007, 06:38 AM	#32
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	I usually ignored them all, as they usually lectured RM Elders on why we were assholes, and why they smelled like one. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα Last edited by Archaea; 10-12-2007 at 03:20 PM.

10-12-2007, 11:31 PM	#37
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	My ex was also an RM (Philipines, Manila). It's what allowed her to instantly recognize my profound spirituality. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

10-12-2007, 03:56 AM	#31
fusnik11 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,506	Sister missionaries are broken into three groups: a. Those that upon completion, marry an Elder b. Those that get bad acne and marry a weak man c. Those that strip their garments when they come home I preferred the third group and knew a group of RM Sister's who all graduated from BYU who spent their time brushing up on the sweet science of the one night stand.

10-12-2007, 08:42 PM	#34
half cougar half ute Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Valencia, Ca Posts: 7	If we assume that all sisters are fat ugly and or crazy. Then is only fair to assume that all elders are stinky assholes.

10-12-2007, 08:59 PM	#35
BigFatMeanie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Jordan Posts: 1,725	I'm late to the party but I'll chime in: Mrs. Meanie is an RM (Japan). We met at BYU after both of us got home. There were a couple sisters in my mission that were hot. I just had a mission reunion recently and one of the hot ones was there. She was still mighty attractive after 18 years and several kids.

10-12-2007, 11:15 PM	#36
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Smoking hot sister missionary called again today, this time to invite me to fast and testimony meeting. The funny thing is, I have gone to nearly every F&T meeting over the past nine years, so I doubt I am on their list of members to focus on. Assuming she is calling everyone in the ward, is this just a weekly means to avoid a few hours of tracting?

10-15-2007, 01:16 PM	#38
Mr. Incredible Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 28	I did.