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Old 10-11-2005, 10:07 PM   #11
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Posting without thinking. If I actually thought before I posted I would not post 90% of the garbage that I post so I am all in favor of posting without thinking.

As for the ladies throwing clothing at me, unfortunately the I'm going to be a lawyer line has yet to work for me. This is sad because the whole reason I went to law school was to impress the ladies. Oh well at this point I guess I'll finish school. Then my options are to either 1) get rich and get a wife that way 2) go to a third world country and find some woman looking for citizenship or 3) fake my own death to get away from my student loans. I'm thinking 3 is what is most likely to happen.
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Old 10-11-2005, 10:23 PM   #12
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First of all, I can't even get my wife to throw her clothes at me, unless she's mad.


SoCal you crack me up! Good work.
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Old 10-28-2005, 06:15 AM   #13
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SoCal you crack me up!
It would be funnier if there wasn't so much truth to it. :?
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