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Old 09-27-2006, 03:23 AM   #11
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this is better than your average tattoo. Nice work Dean.

But it's impregnated into the skin of somebody's arm. Barf.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:27 AM   #12
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my brush is not so broad as to say there is no art in tattooing.
Nice pun.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:33 AM   #13
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I always wanted to have a sleeve while at BYU. My mother had her eyebrows tattooed on as she got tired of penciling them in and I have a sister with a nice tramp stamp at the top of her ass.

If I get one it will be in polynesia somewhere done by the ancient style.
My avatar is an example of a Maori moko. The old style involves a stone chisel cutting the skin open and the pigment being put into the open wound. The tatoo would not only be seen, it could also be felt. It had texture.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:53 AM   #14
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My mother had her eyebrows tattooed on as she got tired of penciling them in...
My mom did the same. When one of my nephews got a tatoo after his 18th birthday, my mom pointed out that "your body is a temple. Why defile it with something like that?", my nephew responded:

"Well grandma, what about your eyebrows?"

Nothing more was ever said.
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:36 AM   #15
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How about Lizard Man? Have you guys seen this guy on Ripley's before?

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Old 09-27-2006, 05:36 AM   #16
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Confessions boys, confessions.

For the most part, this poster is in complete agreement that tatoos are butt-ugly and they spell trailer trash.

However, I do appreciate, even if I do not like, Polynesian tattoos for a bygone era.

OTH, if you see a cute gal at the gym who often goes commando style, with a rose above the butt cheeks, doesn't every guy say, "well I wouldn't take her home to mamma, but I bet she doesn't hate sex." IOW, more carnally, you think, "yeah I'd take her out on a date."
There is nothing quite as fortuituous as a hot chick with low self-esteem and bad judgment. Personally, I'm a big fan of women with tatoos.
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:46 AM   #17
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There is nothing quite as fortuituous as a hot chick with low self-esteem and bad judgment. Personally, I'm a big fan of women with tatoos.
Like your old avatar with the nasty looking girl in front of the out house. I cofness I liked that one.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:46 PM   #18
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My mom did the same. When one of my nephews got a tatoo after his 18th birthday, my mom pointed out that "your body is a temple. Why defile it with something like that?", my nephew responded:

"Well grandma, what about your eyebrows?"

Nothing more was ever said.
My cousin used the same thing when he got his tatoos, except after the your body is a temple speech, he said, the temple has its walls painted doesnt it?
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:00 PM   #19
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... a sister with a nice tramp stamp at the top of her ass.
I prefer the term "ho tag". Also, I heard on the news a while back that chicks who get these tattoos can't get an epidural for child birth. LOL!
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"Tramp Stamp" or "Bullseye"
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