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11-18-2007, 11:42 PM | #1 |
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The insert your rival schools name here jokes are quite possibly the lowest form
of humor known to man. Unfortunately we are about to get them from both sides this whole damn week.
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11-18-2007, 11:53 PM | #2 |
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Agreed. The one thing that always ruins rivalry week is that it caters to the lowest common denominator on both sides.
I love the game itself, but hate the week. Saturday can't get here soon enough.
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11-19-2007, 12:09 AM | #3 |
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Hey, some of them are pretty funny. Here's my favorite:
Q: What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a toilet? A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it.
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11-19-2007, 12:18 AM | #4 |
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I have to admit that that one makes me laugh each time I hear it. I guess my wife is right when she says that she has 5 kids. Hey, you're only as old as you act, right?
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11-19-2007, 12:45 AM | #5 |
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Q. How do you break a Ute fans finger?
A. Punch him in the nose. Lame, lame, lame. |
11-19-2007, 01:30 AM | #6 |
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11-19-2007, 01:40 AM | #7 | |
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#1 At least change the first two schools to be a school in the same region/conference. #2 At least change the font color of the school that you are making fun of so that it matches the school. Of course, I'd prefer NOT seeing that weak smack anyways, but if you're going to do that, they take the time to at least do a half-assed job at it. |
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11-19-2007, 01:47 AM | #8 |
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Contribution #1:
The other day Li’l Ute Fan came home from school proud as a peach. “Today we did our numbers and the other kids only counted to 10, but I counted all the way to 15. Is that because I’m a Ute Fan, mommy?” he asked searchingly. “Why yes, Li’l Ute Fan,” his mom assured him, “It’s because you’re a Ute Fan.” The next day Li’l Ute Fan came home with even better news. “Today we did our letters and the other kids could only make it to ‘M,’ but I made it all the way to ‘U.’ Is that because I’m a Ute Fan, mommy?” he asked eagerly. “Why yes, Li’l Ute Fan,” his mom assured him, “It’s because you’re a Ute Fan.” The next day Li’l Ute Fan came home even more excited than the before. “Today we played basketball and I scored the most points because I’m bigger than the other kids. Is that because I’m a Ute Fan, mommy?” he asked elatedly. “Well no, Li’l Ute Fan,” his mom responded slowly, “It’s because you’re 26 years old.”
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11-19-2007, 01:51 AM | #9 |
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Q: What's the difference b/w a girl at the U and one at the Y?
A: The girl at the Y goes to school looking for a husband and the girl at the U goes to school looking for the father. |
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After Kyle Whittingham dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Whit a little two-bedroom house with a faded Utah banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily. "Most people don't get their own houses up here." says.
Whit looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. BYU flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge BYU banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Whit says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Bronco gets a mansion with BYU banners and BYU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Whit, that's not Bronco's house. That's mine." |
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