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Old 09-05-2007, 08:24 PM   #31
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Holy Hell, Waters gets it! Why not the rest of you? I don't root for the BYU because BYU victories helps the Great Creator in His work and His glory. I root for them because when they win it gives me hard nipples, I am sure Diamond is in the same camp. Ben left the BYU. I am not upset about his cowardly and dishonest way of doing it. The morality was leaving the BYU, not how he did it. Further, he left the BYU at a very dark hour thus answering my question as to why every TO Lancer squats when they pee.

So I am all for Brian "LEON WHITE" Kehl punching BO in his vagina all afternoon long.

WHO IS WITH ME?!?!
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:29 PM   #32
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Now that he's gone I hope he chokes, disappears into oblivion and BYU gets to make the splash, and Max Hall can make those little speeches.
Better if Hall and Olson both make those little speeches so we can baptize even more people and live happily ever.

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Old 09-05-2007, 08:29 PM   #33
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Holy Hell, Waters gets it! Why not the rest of you? I don't root for the BYU because BYU victories helps the Great Creator in His work and His glory. I root for them because when they win it gives me hard nipples, I am sure Diamond is in the same camp. Ben left the BYU. I am not upset about his cowardly and dishonest way of doing it. The morality was leaving the BYU, not how he did it. Further, he left the BYU at a very dark hour thus answering my question as to why every TO Lancer squats when they pee.

So I am all for Brian "LEON WHITE" Kehl punching BO in his vagina all afternoon long.

WHO IS WITH ME?!?!
I am with you, brother.
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:43 PM   #34
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Holy Hell, Waters gets it! Why not the rest of you? I don't root for the BYU because BYU victories helps the Great Creator in His work and His glory. I root for them because when they win it gives me hard nipples, I am sure Diamond is in the same camp. Ben left the BYU. I am not upset about his cowardly and dishonest way of doing it. The morality was leaving the BYU, not how he did it. Further, he left the BYU at a very dark hour thus answering my question as to why every TO Lancer squats when they pee.

So I am all for Brian "LEON WHITE" Kehl punching BO in his vagina all afternoon long.

WHO IS WITH ME?!?!
I know it's not cool to admit, but part of my love for BYU is the aspect of the church representation. And as much as it pains me, I know LDS at competing institutions can sometimes (to much lesser degree), provide that same benefit to the church. That said, let's kill Ben this Saturday.
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:45 PM   #35
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Holy Hell, Waters gets it! Why not the rest of you? I don't root for the BYU because BYU victories helps the Great Creator in His work and His glory. I root for them because when they win it gives me hard nipples, I am sure Diamond is in the same camp. Ben left the BYU. I am not upset about his cowardly and dishonest way of doing it. The morality was leaving the BYU, not how he did it. Further, he left the BYU at a very dark hour thus answering my question as to why every TO Lancer squats when they pee.

So I am all for Brian "LEON WHITE" Kehl punching BO in his vagina all afternoon long.

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This whole thread makes my nipples hard. Anyone got a couple band-aids?
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:48 PM   #37
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Holy Hell, Waters gets it! Why not the rest of you? I don't root for the BYU because BYU victories helps the Great Creator in His work and His glory. I root for them because when they win it gives me hard nipples, I am sure Diamond is in the same camp. Ben left the BYU. I am not upset about his cowardly and dishonest way of doing it. The morality was leaving the BYU, not how he did it. Further, he left the BYU at a very dark hour thus answering my question as to why every TO Lancer squats when they pee.

So I am all for Brian "LEON WHITE" Kehl punching BO in his vagina all afternoon long.

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Old 09-05-2007, 08:52 PM   #38
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Holy Hell, Waters gets it! Why not the rest of you? I don't root for the BYU because BYU victories helps the Great Creator in His work and His glory. I root for them because when they win it gives me hard nipples, I am sure Diamond is in the same camp. Ben left the BYU. I am not upset about his cowardly and dishonest way of doing it. The morality was leaving the BYU, not how he did it. Further, he left the BYU at a very dark hour thus answering my question as to why every TO Lancer squats when they pee.

So I am all for Brian "LEON WHITE" Kehl punching BO in his vagina all afternoon long.

WHO IS WITH ME?!?!
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:52 PM   #39
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Holy Hell, Waters gets it! Why not the rest of you? I don't root for the BYU because BYU victories helps the Great Creator in His work and His glory. I root for them because when they win it gives me hard nipples, I am sure Diamond is in the same camp. Ben left the BYU. I am not upset about his cowardly and dishonest way of doing it. The morality was leaving the BYU, not how he did it. Further, he left the BYU at a very dark hour thus answering my question as to why every TO Lancer squats when they pee.

So I am all for Brian "LEON WHITE" Kehl punching BO in his vagina all afternoon long.

WHO IS WITH ME?!?!
I was with you before the Henry V-esque speech.

Nice Leon White reference. Then I take it that Nixon is Kurt Gouveia to Kehl's Leon White? Those were heady days.
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:53 PM   #40
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I know it's not cool to admit, but part of my love for BYU is the aspect of the church representation. And as much as it pains me, I know LDS at competing institutions can sometimes (to much lesser degree), provide that same benefit to the church. That said, let's kill Ben this Saturday.
I'm pretty much with you. Yeah, I was pissed Ben left, but I'm over it now. It's not like he transferred to the U, which would be unforgiveable. If he had done that, I'd wish nothing but pain in this life and eternal damnation in the next. Bottom line is, he's with UCLA and I don't give a rip about that school except when they're playing the Y.
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