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non sequitur · 05-11-2007, 03:12 PM

Lingo's simultaneous repulsion/fascination with CougarGuard is like the guy that scratches his ass and then can't resist the urge to sniff his finger. Every time Lingo logs on to this site he's just sniffing his finger again.

Tex · 05-11-2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

I know you do. And it scares me. You can't quit me. It really worries me.

Your poor wife...

That's what I've said about Cali Coug, too. Except for the wife part.

He's got the biggest man-crush on me of anyone I've ever "cyber-met".

Gerdy Eysser · 05-11-2007, 03:24 PM

Are you the same Johnny Lingo in this picture?

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JohnnyLingo · 05-11-2007, 03:26 PM

That's my face, all right.

Why do you ask?

Archaea · 05-11-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

I know you do. And it scares me. You can't quit me. It really worries me.

Your poor wife...

Sizzle, does monogamy mean you can't leave your wife to share yourself with Lingo? Not the menage-a-troi desirable to me, but given your love interest in Lingo, it might work for the two of you.

TheSizzle36 · 05-11-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

That's my face, all right.

Why do you ask?

So it's your face, but it isn't your body? Is that what you are saying?

Gerdy Eysser · 05-11-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

That's my face, all right.

Why do you ask?

Have you ever been on a canoe trip down the Cahulawassee River?
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TheSizzle36 · 05-11-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Sizzle, does monogamy mean you can't leave your wife to share yourself with Lingo? Not the menage-a-troi desirable to me, but given your love interest in Lingo, it might work for the two of you.

I dunno... my wife puts out so I'm satisfied with her. Maybe you should be the one who hooks up with Lingo, not me.

cougjunkie · 05-11-2007, 03:38 PM

I for one am glad Johnny is here. I havent been able to read his posts for a long time. It always make me feel smarter after i read his posts.

JohnnyLingo · 05-11-2007, 03:38 PM

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Have you ever been on a canoe trip down the Cahulawassee River?

No.

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So it's your face, but it isn't your body? Is that what you are saying?

Sizzle, I know you're the one that created this fantasy about me and petroleum jelly. It's time you let it all out, man. The secret has got to be killing you.

05-11-2007, 03:12 PM	#11
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	Lingo's simultaneous repulsion/fascination with CougarGuard is like the guy that scratches his ass and then can't resist the urge to sniff his finger. Every time Lingo logs on to this site he's just sniffing his finger again. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

05-11-2007, 03:24 PM	#13
Gerdy Eysser Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 39	Are you the same Johnny Lingo in this picture? ________ Kids Prilosec Last edited by Gerdy Eysser; 08-21-2011 at 11:36 AM.

05-11-2007, 03:38 PM	#19
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	I for one am glad Johnny is here. I havent been able to read his posts for a long time. It always make me feel smarter after i read his posts. __________________ LINCECUM!

05-11-2007, 03:26 PM	#14
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	That's my face, all right. Why do you ask?