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MikeWaters · 05-11-2007, 02:47 AM

Please do not EVER under ANY circumstances "report abuse" on JohnnyLingo on cougarboard. The danger is that he will be korihored.

Thank you.

JohnnyLingo · 05-11-2007, 02:51 AM

There's a report abuse function?

Well I'll be. There is.

Are you saying if enough people click the icon I'll be automatically korihored? You sure there's no way to change that, Mikey? I'd hate to have the computer go over your head.

ute4ever · 05-11-2007, 05:08 AM

JL, let me dumb the post down for you.

If you are korihored on Cougarboard, that will increase the odds that you will spend more time over here, and we don't want you here.

After reaching your 500th post on here, you said you would go away. It would be nice to see you keep your word.

JohnnyLingo · 05-11-2007, 05:20 AM

How embarrassing. If only Mike had chosen a name for his board that was less similar to Cougarboard.

And I'm sorry for disappointing you with my lack of integrity, ute4evah. But I've been receiving constant solicitations to return to Cougarguard ever since I left. I have to give the people what they want.

All-American · 05-11-2007, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

How embarrassing. If only Mike had chosen a name for his board that was less similar to Cougarboard.

And I'm sorry for disappointing you with my lack of integrity, ute4evah. But I've been receiving constant solicitations to return to Cougarguard ever since I left. I have to give the people what they want.

And those solicitations-- they come from people on Cougarboard, don't they?

JohnnyLingo · 05-11-2007, 01:44 PM

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And those solicitations-- they come from people on Cougarboard, don't they?

Nope. I don't want to embarrass anyone, but several high-profile Cougarguard members have been begging for my return.

Jeff Lebowski · 05-11-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Nope. I don't want to embarrass anyone, but several high-profile Cougarguard members have been begging for my return.

That was me. I would typically make such a post right after Lingo would bash CG over on CB. I thought the irony would be obvious. Apparently not. Sorry guys.

TheSizzle36 · 05-11-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

That was me. I would typically make such a post right after Lingo would bash CG over on CB. I thought the irony would be obvious. Apparently not. Sorry guys.

Don't worry... having been on forced ignore with him on CB for so long I forgot what an ass he is. This, thankfully, reminds me. Now I remember why I'm on a forced ignore with him and I'm okay with that.

JohnnyLingo · 05-11-2007, 02:46 PM

I love you, too, Sizzle.

TheSizzle36 · 05-11-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

I love you, too, Sizzle.

I know you do. And it scares me. You can't quit me. It really worries me.

Your poor wife...

05-11-2007, 02:47 AM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Request to members of cougarguard Please do not EVER under ANY circumstances "report abuse" on JohnnyLingo on cougarboard. The danger is that he will be korihored. Thank you.

05-11-2007, 02:51 AM	#2
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	There's a report abuse function? Well I'll be. There is. Are you saying if enough people click the icon I'll be automatically korihored? You sure there's no way to change that, Mikey? I'd hate to have the computer go over your head.

05-11-2007, 05:08 AM	#3
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	JL, let me dumb the post down for you. If you are korihored on Cougarboard, that will increase the odds that you will spend more time over here, and we don't want you here. After reaching your 500th post on here, you said you would go away. It would be nice to see you keep your word.

05-11-2007, 05:20 AM	#4
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	How embarrassing. If only Mike had chosen a name for his board that was less similar to Cougarboard. And I'm sorry for disappointing you with my lack of integrity, ute4evah. But I've been receiving constant solicitations to return to Cougarguard ever since I left. I have to give the people what they want.

05-11-2007, 02:46 PM	#9
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	I love you, too, Sizzle.