Penis envy

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Yeah, sorry...didnt mean to suggest that it was a cure-all. Only that it worked for us.

I get a kick out of the little toddlers we see that are walking around wearing a puffed-out life vest around their groin. The parents want to get as much urine in that thing before they change it. And then they wonder why the kid has a rash.

Speaking of calling things by their real name, I always used alternate terms to describe changing diapers. I found it silly to say "poopy diaper." When my kids needed their diapers changed, we called it a "Puffy Check" and when they had a poopy diaper, they were "Dunged up"..because their diaper was filled with dung, of course. Nothing like kids in the nursery telling their teacher that they were "dungy" or "puffy" Now that I think about it, puffy checks were fun. they would get all excited when it was time for a puffy check.

My band for the game Rock Band is called Puffy Check.

Changing diapers never was a favorite thing of mine.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Changing diapers never was a favorite thing of mine.

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.

You find the fun and *snap* the job's a game!

[creekster]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.

You find the fun and *snap* the job's a game!

SUre, but that talking parrot umbrella handle always creeped me out.

Plus, too much sugar causes childhood obesity, so maybe not such a good refrain these days.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by creekster

SUre, but that talking parrot umbrella handle always creeped me out.

Plus, too much sugar causes childhood obesity, so maybe not such a good refrain these days.

go fly a kite!