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Old 03-20-2008, 08:15 PM   #31
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It's all about recording levels and it is done on purpose to draw your attention (although they frequently deny it).
Wow. You must have previously worked in advertising.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:27 PM   #32
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I forgot to add that I also play the lottery. After I win, I'll tell people that I'm an investor and financial analyst.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:31 PM   #33
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I am in the waste management business and if you know what's best for you, you'll leave it at that.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:55 PM   #34
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I am in the waste management business and if you know what's best for you, you'll leave it at that.
You're not referring to your prior employment as a mortician, right?
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:58 PM   #35
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Wow. You must have previously worked in advertising.

Kind of, at least until I was promoted and Lebowski took my job. Now I'm the guy that turns the volume back down.
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:12 PM   #36
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Idaho + potatoes = Produce Broker

I should have studied harder in college.
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:41 PM   #37
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:08 PM   #38
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You're not referring to your prior employment as a mortician, right?
Well, let's just say that having access to a retort and cremation authorization forms are a great motivation to convince my "clients" to work with me.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:58 AM   #39
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I try to protect people from lawyers like UtahDan.
One can never defend against me, only hope to contain.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:04 AM   #40
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I help people rape and pillage for a fee, protecting my lot from people like creekster and utahdan.
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