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TripletDaddy · 12-13-2007, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

I really hope you have to look at Urban Dictionary for your ideas.

Are you kidding? Where do you work? Doesn't your firm employ unmarried guys in their late 20s? After working on a few projects with some of these people and listening to what they consider normal behavior, you start to realize that the LDS truly are a peculiar people.

marsupial · 12-13-2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

In two years of marriage, I have never heard my wife fart.

I'm wondering what is the norm.

Please delete this post before danimal sees it!

smokymountainrain · 12-13-2007, 05:26 PM

the fact that somebody chose the "Every few minutes" option is cracking me up.

Clark Addison · 12-13-2007, 06:03 PM

I need a rules clarification. Does it have to be perceptible by the human ear? Or is some other means OK?

BigFatMeanie · 12-13-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

In two years of marriage, I have never heard my wife fart.

I'm wondering what is the norm.

I can't believe you have never heard your wife fart. That is just mind-boggling.

I fart around Mrs. Meanie all the time. I've also been known to fluff the covers on occasion. She farts around me every once in a while but she isn't a fluffer. No, DDD, she's not that kind of fluffer either - except when we're alone.

TripletDaddy · 12-13-2007, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

I can't believe you have never heard your wife fart. That is just mind-boggling.

I fart around Mrs. Meanie all the time. I've also been known to fluff the covers on occasion. She farts around me every once in a while but she isn't a fluffer. No, DDD, she's not that kind of fluffer either - except when we're alone.

Is this my latest label? Carnal knowledge enthusiast?

What you call fluffing of gas....I have also heard referred to as "covered wagons" or "dutch ovens," not to be confused with "buttercups," which involves the actual act of cupping and throwing the gas in someone's direction.

hyrum · 12-13-2007, 06:41 PM

There is probably a strong correlation with years of marriage.

jay santos · 12-13-2007, 07:03 PM

Every few minutes?? LOL. A female had to have had checked that box.

RockyBalboa · 12-13-2007, 07:22 PM

My ex NEVER farted in front of me.....she did however always leave the bathroom door wide open while taking a dump.

exUte · 12-13-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

My ex NEVER farted in front of me.....she did however always leave the bathroom door wide open while taking a dump.

Apparently she took another dump!

View Poll Results: How often does your spouse fart in front of you?
Every few minutes	2	8.00%
More than once an hour	0	0%
About once an hour	1	4.00%
About once a day	5	20.00%
About once a week	4	16.00%
About once a month	4	16.00%
More than once a year	2	8.00%
Less than once a year	3	12.00%
I have never heard my spouse fart.	4	16.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

12-13-2007, 07:22 PM	#19
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	My ex NEVER farted in front of me.....she did however always leave the bathroom door wide open while taking a dump. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

12-13-2007, 05:26 PM	#13
smokymountainrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Eastern Salt Lake County Posts: 544	the fact that somebody chose the "Every few minutes" option is cracking me up.

12-13-2007, 06:03 PM	#14
Clark Addison Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 638	I need a rules clarification. Does it have to be perceptible by the human ear? Or is some other means OK?

12-13-2007, 06:41 PM	#17
hyrum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 860	There is probably a strong correlation with years of marriage.

12-13-2007, 07:03 PM	#18
jay santos Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,177	Every few minutes?? LOL. A female had to have had checked that box.