Floating and other favorite Poke topics

[BlueHair]

I wonder how many people who would not be otherwise inclined to view porn, give it a peek because of all the talks make them curious.

I have yet to figure out what people love about porn. Are there really that many members addicted to porn to merit that many talks/lessons? I know a Bishop of a singles ward and he says the new thing is "floating". I must be old, because he had to explain to me what floating is.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by BlueHair

I know a Bishop of a singles ward and he says the new thing is "floating". I must be old, because he had to explain to me what floating is.

And....?

[BlueHair]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

And....?

You must be old too. I'll boardmail you.

[Archaea]

Isn't that just hanging out with your friends drunk or high on ecstasy?

[SteelBlue]

Originally Posted by BlueHair

You must be old too. I'll boardmail you.

I have no idea what floating is. But, I am old.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

I have no idea what floating is. But, I am old.

Is my understanding correct? Quite a few young lawyers "float".

[BlueHair]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Is my understanding correct? Quite a few young lawyers "float".

Floating is having intercourse without moving. Everything is the same, but the participants stay still and just make out. For some odd reason, they don't think this counts as actual sex.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by BlueHair

Floating is having intercourse without moving. Everything is the same, but the participants stay still and just make out. For some odd reason, they don't think this counts as actual sex.

I'm not quite certain as to the functionality of it. Without movement there is no penetration, without sexual contact and penetration, there is no sex.

Without movement after penetration there is no friction applied and no continued stimulus.

In my day, we called it "riding the wave out" so that you didn't come quickly, but what do I know.

[BlueHair]

Originally Posted by Archaea

I'm not quite certain as to the functionality of it. Without movement there is no penetration, without sexual contact and penetration, there is no sex.

Without movement after penetration there is no friction applied and no continued stimulus.

In my day, we called it "riding the wave out" so that you didn't come quickly, but what do I know.

Sorry, I wasn't clear. I wasn't sure if "penetration" was allowed on this board. There is penetration. Once that has happened, it just "floats". No movement or friction.

Thinking of dead puppies is a good way to "ride the wave out".

[cougjunkie]

Originally Posted by BlueHair

Sorry, I wasn't clear. I wasn't sure if "penetration" was allowed on this board. There is penetration. Once that has happened, it just "floats". No movement or friction.

Thinking of dead puppies is a good way to "ride the wave out".

Its like one step further than dry humping. that was the big thing when i was in highschool to dry hump girls. A little levi lovin. NOw i guess they have taken it one step further and they put it in but dont move.