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exUte · 09-16-2008, 05:28 PM

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...259183,00.html

Indy Coug · 09-16-2008, 05:29 PM

He served in my brother's mission.

exUte · 09-16-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

He served in my brother's mission.

It would be interesting to see what your brother thought of him.

Indy Coug · 09-16-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by exUte

It would be interesting to see what your brother thought of him.

He didn't really know him, but he knew who he was.

Hazzard · 09-16-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by exUte

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...259183,00.html

I swear I've seen that guy before. Oh, wait, he just looks like every other "pretty party boy" in Sugarhouse. Come to think of it, he acts like one too. That story reads like a how-to manual for east Salt Lake City pretty party boys ...

Frosted tips? CHECK.

"Brown is described as 5 feet 10 inches tall,about 180 pounds, medium build, white, blond hair and green eyes."

Smug smile? CHECK.

(See photo.)

Always wearing a red, hooded sweatshirt? CHECK.

(See photo.)

RM? CHECK.

"The FBI said he has a master's degree in international business and speaks fluent French, having served a mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints."

Effeminate tendencies, but can't quite tell if he's gay? CHECK.

"Brown's wanted poster also said he has been described as having bisexual tendencies."

Former summer sales guy? CHECK.

"Born in California, he worked as a salesman in Salt Lake City for a number of years before moving to Arizona."

Insane amounts of consumer debt? CHECK.

"Brown was reportedly deep in debt and living in Salt Lake City's Sugar House neighborhood ..."

SoCal wannabe? CHECK.

""He was quite arrogant," Aposhian recalled. "He reminded me of a California beach bum. He drove up in a brand new BMW.""

Shoots blanks and has poor aim? CHECK.

"Aposhian said Brown was in a hurry and couldn't shoot very well."

""It gives me pause to reflect: Did I give him the skills to do that?" Aposhian wondered."

And finally ... Cougarboard reader/closet BYU fan? CHECK.

"He has gone by the aliases Derek Brown, Greg Johnson, Harline Johnson, Greg Harline Johnson, John Brown and Jay Brown."

09-16-2008, 05:28 PM	#1
exUte Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,326	Bad, bad returned missionary! http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...259183,00.html __________________ Ohbama - The Original Bridge to Nowhere

09-16-2008, 05:29 PM	#2
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	He served in my brother's mission.