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mpfunk · 11-30-2005, 09:15 AM

I stand by my claims that the advice of the Bretheren to prepare ourselves with food storage and other emergency preparedness is because of the immense amount of suckiness that will come from the MWC this year. I fear the sucking from this conference could possibly create a vortex of suckiness that will suck in the entire Earth. Of course in this case I'm not sure how having a 72 hour kit will help us, but who am I to question the wide range of people telling me I need to be prepared.

I see the conference in a couple tiers right now.

Tier 1: not very good but good enough to be on top of the other teams that suck.
UNLV: I think they will win the conference, but this team should not have lost to Nevada. It is at home and as the Under Armour people have informed us "Protecting this house" is a great virtue and something that we must do.
Utah: size and depth are an issue with this team, but it still should be enough to keep them in the less sucky range.
Tier 2: teams that simply suck but when they play do not threaten society.
SDSU: would be good if Fisher was not the coach. Seriously when is SDSU going to fire Fisher and hire Heath Schroyer.
Air Force: could be in the higher tier but Jeff Bzdelik sucks as a coach and they do not have Nick Welch for his 10th year of elgibility. I'm pretty sure that Welch actually played against Mark Rydalch in his 10th year at Utah.
BYU: I'm probably just being nice by putting you in this category you probably actually belong in tier 3.
New Mexico: Ritchie McKays collection of transfers will legal problems will probably be good enough to be in this tier.
Tier 3: teams that threaten our society when they play because they may create the vortex of suckiness that will destroy everything.
TCU: they have lost to far to many teams that I did not know exist to be in any other category
CSU: I do not care that they are 5-0 I do not trust Dale Layer Auto.
Wyoming: this will be the end of the rat. They should be fighting it out with SDSU for Heath Schroyer or alternatively they should go after Mike Dunlap.

11-30-2005, 09:15 AM	#1
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	A few thoughts on the MWC in basketball I stand by my claims that the advice of the Bretheren to prepare ourselves with food storage and other emergency preparedness is because of the immense amount of suckiness that will come from the MWC this year. I fear the sucking from this conference could possibly create a vortex of suckiness that will suck in the entire Earth. Of course in this case I'm not sure how having a 72 hour kit will help us, but who am I to question the wide range of people telling me I need to be prepared. I see the conference in a couple tiers right now. Tier 1: not very good but good enough to be on top of the other teams that suck. UNLV: I think they will win the conference, but this team should not have lost to Nevada. It is at home and as the Under Armour people have informed us "Protecting this house" is a great virtue and something that we must do. Utah: size and depth are an issue with this team, but it still should be enough to keep them in the less sucky range. Tier 2: teams that simply suck but when they play do not threaten society. SDSU: would be good if Fisher was not the coach. Seriously when is SDSU going to fire Fisher and hire Heath Schroyer. Air Force: could be in the higher tier but Jeff Bzdelik sucks as a coach and they do not have Nick Welch for his 10th year of elgibility. I'm pretty sure that Welch actually played against Mark Rydalch in his 10th year at Utah. BYU: I'm probably just being nice by putting you in this category you probably actually belong in tier 3. New Mexico: Ritchie McKays collection of transfers will legal problems will probably be good enough to be in this tier. Tier 3: teams that threaten our society when they play because they may create the vortex of suckiness that will destroy everything. TCU: they have lost to far to many teams that I did not know exist to be in any other category CSU: I do not care that they are 5-0 I do not trust Dale Layer Auto. Wyoming: this will be the end of the rat. They should be fighting it out with SDSU for Heath Schroyer or alternatively they should go after Mike Dunlap.