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He is not sinning and his interpretation of D&C 89:17 is fine | 8 | 23.53% | |
He is not sinning, but he shouldn't drink beer socially | 1 | 2.94% | |
He is sinning, but not a serious enough sin to keep him from holding a temple recommend | 3 | 8.82% | |
He is sinning, but if he stops his TR status is okay without any confession to his bishop | 13 | 38.24% | |
He is sinning, must confess to his bishop, but the bishop shouldn't pull his TR if he stops | 9 | 26.47% | |
He is sinning, must confess to his bishop, and the bishop should pull his TR for some time | 0 | 0% | |
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12-16-2007, 11:51 AM | #21 |
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Ketchup is for sucks. If one is in doubt on this subject, please turn to the lord and ask for guidance. Then when you receive this precept, confess this to your bishop so you may be forgiven of this egregious transgression. Then go have a dog with mustard and wash it down with a beer and all will be forgiven.
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12-16-2007, 04:01 PM | #22 |
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Harry Callahan and I agree with you. Wholeheartedly.
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12-16-2007, 05:38 PM | #23 |
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Not many people know this, but Callahan is the one responsible for condiments being available for the consumer to use at his own discretion. Harry shot a guy who put ketchup on his dog at Candlestick.
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12-16-2007, 06:13 PM | #24 |
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12-16-2007, 06:22 PM | #25 |
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Such as?
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12-16-2007, 06:34 PM | #26 |
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12-16-2007, 06:45 PM | #27 |
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The setting: Grisly murder scene near Golden Gate Bridge. Detective ___ is munching on a hot dog while bringing Detective Harry Callahan up to date on the case.
Detective ___: What's the matter Harry? You look a little funny. Is this stuff finally starting to get to you? Callahan: Nah this stuff isn't getting to me - the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you put ketchup on those hotdogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!
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12-16-2007, 06:59 PM | #28 |
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I guess I am. But I can't help it. The desecration of certain things just shouldn't be overlooked, ya know?
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