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mpfunk · 02-22-2006, 12:14 AM

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il Padrino Ute · 02-22-2006, 12:16 AM

I can think of one thing he can't do:

Go an entire movie without eventually kicking the bad guy in the head or body.

SoCalCoug · 02-22-2006, 04:08 AM

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I can think of one thing he can't do:

I can think of another: act.

mpfunk · 02-22-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

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I can think of one thing he can't do:

I can think of another: act.

What you mean you were not stirred to tears when in On Deadly Ground he asked us "How do you change the essence of man." My life has never been the same since seeing that powerhouse acting performance.

SoCalCoug · 03-02-2006, 05:05 AM

I remember seeing something that evaluated the top celebrity actors, and it included some sort of evaluation of their acting talent. I recall Steven Seagal being in a class by himself - far distant from the worst of the rest.

realtall · 03-04-2006, 03:55 AM

He's ok but he's no Chuck Norris.

ute4ever · 03-11-2006, 04:57 PM

Jack Bauer would kick his ass, and do it while tied up, gagged and blindfolded in a helicopter.

02-22-2006, 12:14 AM	#1
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03-02-2006, 05:05 AM	#5
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	I remember seeing something that evaluated the top celebrity actors, and it included some sort of evaluation of their acting talent. I recall Steven Seagal being in a class by himself - far distant from the worst of the rest. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

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realtall Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Krum, TX Posts: 891	He's ok but he's no Chuck Norris. __________________ http://realtall.blogspot.com/

03-11-2006, 04:57 PM	#7
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Jack Bauer would kick his ass, and do it while tied up, gagged and blindfolded in a helicopter.