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ute4ever · 12-04-2010, 09:44 PM

February 2010

Cecil: Son, I've decided that you are going to attend Auburn.

Cam: But I want to play at Mississippi State!

Cecil: Not any more you don't. I've changed my mind. Now be a good boy and don't question me planning your future.

Cam: Okay papa. I'll go to Auburn, no questions asked.

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March 2010

Cam: Wow daddy, that's a nice Lexus! You get a raise at Jack In The Box?

Cecil: Ah, I see your Auburn University education is already starting to show. Yes son, the food industry has been kind to me.

Cam: That's neato. I hope to drive a Lexus someday. Maybe I can flip burgers too?

Cecil: Son, all you need to know right now is how to beat a 3-4 blitz. Now go study.

Cam: Yes papa.

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April 2010

Cam: Nice new digs, daddy! Plasma television in every room, lots of bling on mama! Where'd you get all that money?

Cecil: Now son, remember when you told me you went to the casino with your new teammates and your whole strip of slot machines began paying out in record fashion? What were your exact words?

Cam: "We so lucky, daddy!"

Cecil: Well I so lucky too. Now run along now.

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May 2010

Cam: Daddy I picked up your phone and there's a text saying you'll get your last $50,000 in 30 days? What's that for?

Cecil: Son, you ask too many questions.

Cam: Who's paying you $50,000? What did you do?

Cecil: Oh, if you must know, those are the tithes from our congregation. It's just maintenance on the chapel, that's all. Don't worry about it.

Cam: I sure do love you daddy. You such a good pastor and all.

Cecil: I know boy, I know. Now head out to spring ball and have fun.

Yz1 · 12-09-2010, 04:12 PM

Funny, but I find this scenario a little more likely

http://collegefootballhaven12.blogsp...ons-alibi.html

12-04-2010, 09:44 PM	#1
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Life at Cam Newton's house February 2010 Cecil: Son, I've decided that you are going to attend Auburn. Cam: But I want to play at Mississippi State! Cecil: Not any more you don't. I've changed my mind. Now be a good boy and don't question me planning your future. Cam: Okay papa. I'll go to Auburn, no questions asked. -------------------- March 2010 Cam: Wow daddy, that's a nice Lexus! You get a raise at Jack In The Box? Cecil: Ah, I see your Auburn University education is already starting to show. Yes son, the food industry has been kind to me. Cam: That's neato. I hope to drive a Lexus someday. Maybe I can flip burgers too? Cecil: Son, all you need to know right now is how to beat a 3-4 blitz. Now go study. Cam: Yes papa. -------------------- April 2010 Cam: Nice new digs, daddy! Plasma television in every room, lots of bling on mama! Where'd you get all that money? Cecil: Now son, remember when you told me you went to the casino with your new teammates and your whole strip of slot machines began paying out in record fashion? What were your exact words? Cam: "We so lucky, daddy!" Cecil: Well I so lucky too. Now run along now. --------------------- May 2010 Cam: Daddy I picked up your phone and there's a text saying you'll get your last $50,000 in 30 days? What's that for? Cecil: Son, you ask too many questions. Cam: Who's paying you $50,000? What did you do? Cecil: Oh, if you must know, those are the tithes from our congregation. It's just maintenance on the chapel, that's all. Don't worry about it. Cam: I sure do love you daddy. You such a good pastor and all. Cecil: I know boy, I know. Now head out to spring ball and have fun.

12-09-2010, 04:12 PM	#2
Yz1 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 217	Funny, but I find this scenario a little more likely http://collegefootballhaven12.blogsp...ons-alibi.html