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SeattleUte · 10-17-2007, 09:53 PM

Kinsey held that sexual preference is on a continuum. Where do you fall on the scale? Please vote.

8ballrollin · 10-17-2007, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

Kinsey held that sexual preference is on a continuum. Where do you fall on the scale? Please vote.

You'd get more responses, if you title your poll "Grade your sexual performance."

YOhio · 10-17-2007, 10:28 PM

After suffering through 2 months of MTC poll showers I came to the conclusion that nekkid dudes are among the most repulsive creatures on earth. If seeing a 250 lb. hairy Elder shaving in the buff doesn't "cure" a sexually confused young missionary, nothing will.

SeattleUte · 10-17-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

After suffering through 2 months of MTC poll showers I came to the conclusion that nekkid dudes are among the most repulsive creatures on earth. If seeing a 250 lb. hairy Elder shaving in the buff doesn't "cure" a sexually confused young missionary, nothing will.

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks.

Archaea · 10-17-2007, 10:33 PM

I doubt we're receiving honest responses, other than the top 9, unless the bottom response is Goat implying he is a lesbian in a man's body.

SoonerCoug · 10-17-2007, 10:38 PM

More heterosexual, but less than pure=SoonerUte

I voted for her.

YOhio · 10-17-2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks.

Responding only to register disagreement.

BTW, me thinks that you're using "lady" as a perjorative and that's way freakin' sexist. And you're implying that I'm gay in order to mock me. That's homophobic. Frankly I expected more from you.

Archaea · 10-17-2007, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

More heterosexual, but less than pure=SoonerUte

I voted for her.

Why am I not surprised.

SoonerCoug · 10-17-2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Why am I not surprised.

I called her and received the green light.

il Padrino Ute · 10-18-2007, 01:37 AM

Before I answer, define "less than pure".

View Poll Results: Please rate your sexual preference
Thoroughly heterosexual	32	86.49%
More heterosexual, but less than pure	3	8.11%
Bi	1	2.70%
More homosexual, but less than pure	0	0%
Thoroughly homosexual	1	2.70%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

10-17-2007, 09:53 PM	#1
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Grade your sexual preference Kinsey held that sexual preference is on a continuum. Where do you fall on the scale? Please vote. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

10-17-2007, 10:33 PM	#5
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	I doubt we're receiving honest responses, other than the top 9, unless the bottom response is Goat implying he is a lesbian in a man's body. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-18-2007, 01:37 AM	#10
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Before I answer, define "less than pure". __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

10-17-2007, 10:28 PM	#3
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	After suffering through 2 months of MTC poll showers I came to the conclusion that nekkid dudes are among the most repulsive creatures on earth. If seeing a 250 lb. hairy Elder shaving in the buff doesn't "cure" a sexually confused young missionary, nothing will.

10-17-2007, 10:38 PM	#6
SoonerCoug Formerly known as MudPhudCoug Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Land of desolation Posts: 2,548	More heterosexual, but less than pure=SoonerUte I voted for her.