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Old 05-30-2007, 08:06 PM   #1
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Default I'm with Kobe, I say trade me

Trade me, Waters. Find me a board that will take my wisdom to heart, not make vicious personal attacks, and cover me with five star ratings. And I want the ball more. Trade me. I'm sure you can get some nice FARMS geek in return. You have a crying need for one of those here.
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Old 05-30-2007, 08:22 PM   #2
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Trade me, Waters. Find me a board that will take my wisdom to heart, not make vicious personal attacks, and cover me with five star ratings. And I want the ball more. Trade me. I'm sure you can get some nice FARMS geek in return. You have a crying need for one of those here.
Nah, we like you too much. You go a bit crazy with the religion stuff, but you have a valuable perspective that helps make this place work.
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Old 05-30-2007, 08:36 PM   #3
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That's very funny.
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Old 05-30-2007, 08:42 PM   #4
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Trade me, Waters.
Why would Mike trade you? Nobody loves Waters like you do. Nobody.
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Old 05-30-2007, 08:48 PM   #5
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Besides, Mike overpaid for you and there is no one that would take your contract.
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Old 05-30-2007, 09:52 PM   #6
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If SeattleUte goes then i go. We are a package deal. I figure he is the Pippen and i am the Jordan of the deal, so if you throw me in the mix we are guaranteed to be wanted by someone.
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Old 05-31-2007, 06:48 AM   #7
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Trade me, Waters. Find me a board that will take my wisdom to heart, not make vicious personal attacks, and cover me with five star ratings. And I want the ball more. Trade me. I'm sure you can get some nice FARMS geek in return. You have a crying need for one of those here.
In this scenario is Archaea then an aging and overweight Shaq? And is Grapevine Kwame Brown?
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Old 05-31-2007, 08:00 AM   #8
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In this scenario is Archaea then an aging and overweight Shaq? And is Grapevine Kwame Brown?
I wouldn't compare grapevine to Brown, as that is unfair to grape. He at least sometimes strings together a few things that make sense, whereas Brown was/is completely useless.
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Old 06-01-2007, 06:43 AM   #9
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I wouldn't compare grapevine to Brown, as that is unfair to grape. He at least sometimes strings together a few things that make sense, whereas Brown was/is completely useless.
Every once in a blue moon Kwame will look like a stallion. He just cannot catch the ball. It is that simple.

Grapevine also posts like a stallion. He is just so hard to understand.

BTW I pick you as the Lamar Odom of this analogy, a talented guy who can't quite live up to his promise. And you both have smoked tons of weed.
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