What's up Cougar Guard?

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

I played basketball with Alkili 2 weeks ago, here is how the conversation went:

"Which one of you is cougjunkie?"

(nobody answers )

Hotlunch says: "Why do you want to fight him?"

Alkili: "maybe."

Hotlunch says: "I would be careful"

Alkili: "I think he wants to fight me, isnt he one of MikeWaters cronies?. all those guys hate me."

I still never revealed to him who I was, I guess until now if he is reading this.

Yeah, I remember that. Good thing none of you figured out who I was.

[smokymountainrain]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

This is a sad, sad day on CG. What a pathetic thread.

Granted, I haven't read the last couple pages yet, but this thread is hysterical. Mostly unintentional comedy, but who the hell cares why I'm laughing as long as I'm laughing.

This thread might be all-time top 5. The DDD v Waters and Archaea thread topping the list of course.

[CJF]

Originally Posted by YardTime

So if the 3rd baseman makes an error, alkili gets to go into the game as the 2nd string SS? Is this because the 1st string SS moves over to 3rd?

So many 'Napper unable to score jokes come to mind........

[TripletDaddy]

There is a Cougarboard softball team? Seriously?

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

There is a Cougarboard softball team? Seriously?

Does it go without saying that it's slow-pitch?

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

There is a Cougarboard softball team? Seriously?

Requiem wanted to pitch until word got out that it was co-ed play.

[UtahDan]

Originally Posted by danimal

It's a sad day when 10 pages of cougarguard are spent discussing the soap operas of cougarboard...

Seriously. Does anyone still go there?

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by creekster

With all due respect (and in the cyber world that may mot be too much) I think you are vastly overstating the importance of what happened to most of us. I don't hate him, or you. That would be silly. OTOH, Akili betrayed a trust. We all agreed that what was discussed would not be public and he failed to abide by his agreement. Does that make him a weasel? Why yes, it does, in fact. It doesn't bother you because you wanted to hear what he had said. (And let me add parenthetically that I was never impressed with the whole double account caper in the first place) Nonetheless, he violated a trust and then lied about it. So he lied on both ends. That is not an impressive performance and is, in fact, quite weasel-y.

I'm glad you don't hate me. I think people got over it, for the most part, but there were several people who expressed to me how much they hated me. I was referring to those people.

As for Alkili being a weasel, I think that is at least partly a matter of you (not you specifically, but as a group) taking your "crypt" far too seriously. I understand your feelings about it, however.

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

I think Akili won friendship on Cougarguard, got into the crypt and then either let El Jefe have his username and password or returned and reported on the nefarious things Cougarguarders were plotting to bring down Cougarboard and probably undermine the Kingdom of God as we know it. Akili sold his soul for 2nd string shortstop and the chance to enter the game after the first E-5.

Just to clear up my good name -- I never had access to anyone's usernames or passwords on Cougarguard. I have only ever logged in here as myself. I was given a couple tidbits of information, and did a lot of sleuthing on my own. Mostly, I knew that something was going on, and I knew who spent a lot of time on Cougarguard, and the rest was detective work.

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by UtahDan

Seriously. Does anyone still go there?

I do.